Vampires don't eat chocolate:

A/N: I know, it's odd. But I didn't want to do the wedding. It would seem . . . trite. So I did this instead.

Dear Edward,

We do hope that you know how much we enjoyed spending time with you. We're so happy that you decided to turn Bella yourself. It will mean a lot more to her that way. I'm sure you prefer to have us gone, given how annoying you thought I was, but I enjoyed helping you and Bella.

Sincerely,

Kalysta Brie Scott


Dear Bella,

It was wonderful to meet you and help you and Edward. I know how much you love him, and he loves you. Speak your thoughts to him a bit more, it will help. I wish to apologize for this, but please remind Alice not to send us wedding invitations. I know you want the wedding small, and we're not allowed to weddings that we've helped along anyway. I wish you the greatest luck in your new life.

Sincerely,

Kalysta Brie Scott


Dear Alice,

You are REALLY awesome. Thanks for the bright green sleeping bags. Maybe I can convince Odette to take us camping now. Kira also really likes the shoes. Please do not send us wedding invitations, as we're not allowed at human/nonhuman weddings.

Love,

Kalysta Brie Scott


Dear Jasper,

Remember to practice that wall I showed you. It will help, I promise.

Sincerely,

Kalysta Brie Scott


Dear Angela,

I'm so sorry that we couldn't spend more time with you. Hedgewitches are always my favorite to hang around. There aren't any insane power contests or whatnot. We do hope you'll write us and tell keep us updated on what is going on in the area. In about fourish years, there'll be a witch moving in and she'll be able to teach you some stuff.

Sincerely,

Kalysta Brie Scott, High Magus


Dear Jacob,

Don't you dare forget that promise. You will imprint, just give it time. Oh, and congrats on the scholarship to the University of Washington. I've heard it's a good school. Keep working on cars. I have a feeling you're true love will need some help with hers. You really are a nice boy, you just need to find something to occupy your time that isn't Bella. If you ever need a break, I've heard the werewolves down in Texas are nice. Just don't stay away too long.

Oh, and your future wife will want to talk to Kira later. When she gets too upset, give her this address. She'll know who we are.

Sincerely

Kalysta Brie Scott

Fin, or as you may say; 'The End'