Dissing Contest

Dissing Contest

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters in this story just the plot outline

Hello! Our next two competitors are Bella and Billy

Billy- regular

Bella- Bold

Ready and begin!!

"Your mamas soo fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out"

"OOOOOOHHHHH"

"Oh yeah well your soo dumb that you tripped over a cordless telephone"

"What crawled up your ass and died?? "

"DISSSSSSS'"

"I don't know what makes you soo stupid but it works"

"BURNNNNNN"" Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?""HAHA!!"

"If you had another brain it would be lonely"

"OOOOHHH!!""That was funny back in 1952 old man""OUCH!"

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?"

"HAHA!!"

"Your mamas so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and yelled" "I got da power!!"

"OOOOOHHHHH"

"Your mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly out side your mom ran out the door with a spoon"

"HAHA!!"

"Your mama is soo fat she was baptized at Sea World"

"OOOOOOOOOOh"

THIS WAS A TOUGH ONE FOLKS BUT THE WINNER IS…BELLA SWAN!!