disclaimer: ha? nope. i do not own naruto; never will.
pairing(s): sasusaku, shikaino


Airplane Notes
author; visionary dreams


Sakura sighed for the umpteen time, staring blankly at the white board and than to her pink flower-y notebook - the page was completely blank - she should be copying her notes right now, but decided against it.

Glancing to her right, she smirked slightly.

Ah. Now there's something to do, she mused. Picking up her black ballpoint pen, she started to scribble something down in her notebook before ripping out her page, and tossing it obnoxiously to her right - all the while looking the other way innocently -.

Sasuke, the dashing sixteen-year-old male, glared sideways in Sakura's direction. Rolling his onyx eyes the boy opened the note with little to no interest.

Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

He deadpanned.

Writing something down - because let's face it, he was bored too - he tossed it back, and smirked slightly when he heard a yelp.

What, annoying?

Sakura, being the most annoyingly female to ever grace this earth, decided to annoy Sasuke badly for being such a jackass.

Do you have someone do your hair or is it naturally like that?

What? I'm curious, can you blame a girl?! It looks like a duck's ass! -giggles- Sasuke the duck ass.

Sakura, I'll kill you.

No, you won't.

Try me.

Okay.

Sasuke are you gay?

-twitch-

You and Naruto are pretty close.

-stab-

Really close.

-twitchtwichstabstab-

Super close.

Now, Sasuke, was it really necessary to punch Kiba? All he did was ask for a pencil. You asshole. No wonder why you can't get any dates; girls are afraid of you.

Sakura, let's be reasonable. You used to be one of those girls.

-shrugs- I've come to my senses. You're a dumbass just like Naruto. Way moody too. Seriously. And depressing. I mean, Sasuke, would it kill you to smile?! DUMBASS.

-twitch-

Let's not go through that again, ne, Sasuke?

Sakura you're annoying, do you know that?

It's came up a couple of times… why?

Nevermind….

Okay! -grins- So, Sasuke…

Hn.

DON'T YOU 'HN' ME.

Hn.

YOU CAN'T 'HN' PAPER, MORON! YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH. CAN'T YOU JUST SPEAK NORMAL YOU, IDIOT!

Tch. Annoying.

UGH. DON'T TALK TO ME. I HATE YOU.

Sakura.

Sakura.

Sakura.

Annoying.

I AM NOT ANNOYING. YOU'RE THE ANNOYING ONE, MR. I'M SORRY I HAVE NO EMOTIONS GUY. UGH. GO. TO. HELL.

Moody, much?

I AM NOT MOODY. OR ANNOYING. OR ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THAT. AND DON'T TALK TO ME. I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.

-rolls eyes-

People are giving you weird looks.

SO? At least people likeme.

Sakura, people are scared of you.

Well, good. They should be.

Tch. You hit like a pansy.

WHY I OUTTA--

Hn.

STOP 'HNING'.

Stop being annoying.

Stop being emo.

Sakura.

Sasuke (two can play at that game, beetch!).

Get help.

NO, SASUKE, YOU GET HELP.

Tch.

'Tching' is NOT allowed, Sasuke-kun.

Shut up, Sakura.

NO. YOU SHUT UP, SASUKE.

Sakura, you're annoying. Stop passing me notes.

NO.

I'm not arguing with you. Stop being childish.

'I'm not arguing with you. Stop being childish.' Sasuke you're such a dork.

..Hn. You're going to get us in trouble.

No, I'm not. Stop being such a baby.

That's what I thought. PWNED, BEETCH.

Okay. Now this is getting annoying.

You're annoying.

STOP WITH THAT STUPID 'A' WORD. I'M TELLING YOUR MOM.

I think some of my brain cells just died.

They've been dead, Sasuke-kun. I wouldn't worry too much about it.

I feel sorry for your kids.

MY KIDS? I don't even want to imagine yours. Everybody is going to be calling them 'blond hair duck ass Uchiha babies!'

Wait--

why blond hair?

Naruto and you, of course, silly!

-twitch-

-sigh- We've gone over this, Sasuke. I mean, you look like someone stuck a stick up your ass…

No, wait… that was already there.

Charming.

Thanks!

.. Stop passing notes, Sakura.

MAKE ME!

Aw, Sasuke, you're such a whiny b--

Sakura looked up with a slightly frighten expression and an innocent smile.

"H-hey, Iruka-sensei." she waved lightly, and Iruka stared at her with more than a disapproving expression.

Glancing towards Sasuke and back at Sakura he announced, "Well, it seems since you two like to spend some much time writing to each other… than you must have no problem doing it tomorrow in detention after school, ne?" he gave them one last look before turning back to the class.

Sakura felt something hit her in the arm, and looked down to find a note from Sasuke.

Tch. Asshole, Sakura thought. He is such a hypocrite.

Nice going, dumbass. Now we have detention.

Shuddup.


So, I'm re-writing this. I wasn't happy with the last.
Annnnnnnnnd before you ask, yes! I am going to have this as a chapter story, yay?

Okay.
So with one last thought, please review, yeah?