AN:Hey hey everyone! You probably know me from my hundreds of reviews and comments on all of the wonderful Scrubs stories that we have here on fan fiction!

FINALLY! I wasn't expecting this to be my first story up here, but I can't take it anymore of not posting anything while everyone else is posting faster than rabbits getting jiggy with it. It's taking me so long because I have an EPIC idea that's taking me a LONG time to type. Expect a lot people. Ohhhhh...shudders It's coming. I'm a huge JDCox fan and its my current obsession right now.

This is Dr. Cox's rant that he sings to JD in the episode, My Musical. In this version though, JD and Dr. Cox has finally hooked up and JD wants to know how Perry feels about him. Hard as it is for Perry to admit his emotions, he decides to reveal his true feelings in one of his classical rants that Mrs. Miller, the hearing-singing patients just so happens to over hear….

~Dr. Cox's Rant of Love~

"Still, your not near-hearly as bad as her.

Do you know how much you mean to me?"

JD lifts his hand to show a small space between his thumb and pointer finger

"The answer is a lot."

Dr. Cox promptly takes JD's fingers and spreads them wider for emphasis.

"Should I list the reasons why?

Well I don't see why…not."

Dr. Cox steals a passing by patient's oxygen mask and inhales deeply, preparing himself for the long rant ahead-

"It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face, you always need a hug, not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug, that you think that your on top just continues to perplex, and oh my god please stop reminding me when we have nerdy sex!"

JD takes this opportunity to interrupt Dr. Cox in mid-rant to unwisely remind him what they did last time. Not a smart choice.

"Remember last time we got off our shifts early? You allowed me to take some appletinis and pour them on our good parts!"

A goofy grin is plastered on the younger doctor's face as he re-enacts the scene with his hand motions.

Dr. Cox warily sighs as he tries to explain again.

"See, now, Newbie that's the thing you do that drives me o' so crazy, because no matter how I rant at you, you never leave me. So, I guess I'm stuck with you now, even though I have a son, I'm just MADLY in love with you now, but I'm not the only one, no I'm not the only one.…"

Dr. Cox whirls around to point at the Janitor who previously had been pretending to clean the floor, while listening. The Janitor was put on the spot-light and it was time for his confession. He sighed and stared off into space before beginning.

"It all started with a penny in the door. There was a love, that I had…never felt before…so now I'll make him pay. Each and everyday, until the one who put these feelings in my heart is, no more….."

JD has a shocked and frightened look on his face at the sudden realization of the Janitor's feelings. The Janitor then stalks off, pretending that nothing has transpired.

Dr. Cox brought back JD to reality by continuing,

"So now that is why I call you names like Carol, Jane and Sue.

Like Moesha, Kim and Lily and Susannah, and Betty Lou.

See, regardless of the names I pick, my feelings are quiet clear; I want to make love to you every day, every month, and every year."

JD's eyes widen at the confession and he turns a bright shade of pink. He then silences Dr. Cox with a sweet and moist kiss.

"Thank you," he whispers, "I love you too."

So how was that? I thought it up while listening to the song countless times.

Let me explain this. I don't hate JanitorxJD, but I prefer ElliotxJanitor more. So, hope to post my stories soon! Please review my first Scrubs fan fiction, and tell me what you think! Love it or hate it.

Preferably love.

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