Crypto and Pox are in a small town


Crypto and Pox are in a small town.

Crypto So what's the big plan now Pox?

Pox Crypto, do you still have the zombie gun?

Crypto I never leave home without it.

Pox I created a new device that will make all the zombies obey your every command by hypnotizing them. We can have an army of humans killing their army of humans. However, it is untested, so I need some 'lab rats'.

Crypto That's great, so I just need to turn this town into zombies?

Pox Well, you don't need to go overboard; you just need about 30 zombies. Also, you shouldn't destroy any buildings; we don't want this town to get too much attention. You can also see one of my Big Willy Restaurants in this location. I know that I don't own it anymore, but still… Stay away from it! I'm the only one who can touch my Big Willy. I'm gonna protect my juicy weenies.

Crypto It has been about 10 years, and you still haven't learned.

Pox What? What did I say?

3 minutes later.

Crypto Ok Pox, I got 30 zombies. Now what?

Pox shows Crypto a giant boombox.

Pox This boombox produces a sound that can control these zombies.

Crypto Hey, do you know how to make these zombies not smell like crap?

Pox Why?

Crypto I want an army of sexy ladies. Oh yeah… OH YEAH….

Pox Will you ever grow up?

Pox turns on the boombox.

Darkness Falls Across The Land

The zombies stop.

The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand

Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood

To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighborhood

And Whosoever Shall Be Found

Without The Soul For Getting Down

Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell

And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell

The zombies walk towards the boombox.

The Foulest Stench In The Air

The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years

And Grizzly Ghouls From Every Tomb

Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom

And Though You Fight To Stay Alive

Your Body Starts To Shiver

For No Mere Mortal Can Resist

The Evil Of The Thriller

The zombies start dancing.

Crypto Ok… What the are they doing?

Crypto stares at them.

'Cause This Is Thriller! Thriller Night

And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike

You Know It's Thriller! Thriller Night

You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller

Thriller! Thriller night

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul who would dare to try

Thriller! Thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller

Thriller here tonight

The song continues

Crypot THIS IS YOUR BIG PLAN? Zombies don't dance, they kill people. Pox…

Pox is dancing.

Pox The Thriller! Thriller Night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike!

Crypto THAT'S IT!!

Crypto goes to his UFO and kills most of the zombies and damages the boombox with the Quantum Deconstructor. Crypto gets out of the ship.

Crypto Stupid dancing zombies.

Pox Ohhh… What happened?

Crypto Let's just say that you have no taste in music.

Pox I think my boombox accidentally hypnotized me.

Crypto Well this sucks. I wanted a zombie army.

Pox Well, we can always try again in the sequel.

Crypto It better not be another stupid wii game.