Okay, I am the person in the world that mosts hates Author Notes for chapters, so please forgive me. I am SO sorry. Especially after this long! I hope you can forgive me for getting your hopes up.
But you deserve an explanation.
My computer crashed. I swear to God I planned to keep to my promise to update within a year. The chapter was almost finished by the time that my computer crashed last October.
Yes, I know I have had a lot of time since then, but the one thing I hate most in the world is doing things I've already done.
I DO NOT PLAN TO ABANDON THIS STORY
I actually plan to go through the earlier chapters and edit them because I have improved so much since I last touched this story. It reaches the point where the quality of this story legitimately bothers me and I will not stand for it.
The re-write is up under the name "Cat's Cradle". This (incomplete) story will be marked complete, as I will not be touching this version again. I apologize for the inconvenience.