by Valerie Vancollie

valeriev84 at hotmail dot com

Characters: Don, Billy Cooper

Rating: PG

Summary: Don vs. the housewife

Spoilers: None

Note: This drabble is a response to the May Clue Challenge at the hurt!Don LJ community. The prompts were: Who? = Don, What? = candlestick & Where? = dining room

"This isn't funny!" Don snarled.

Or at least he tried to; because of the throbbing of his head it came out as more of a whimper than anything else.

"Oh, come on Donny, you have to see the irony of this!" Billy replied, voice rife with amusement.

Coop had been having far too much fun with this. At least ever since the doctors assured them that he'd be fine.

"What are you on about now?"



"You know, the game. In this case I'd say it was Mrs. White in the dining room with the candlestick."

"I hate you."

Yes, I know it's been forever since I posted something here, but I've fallen behind synchronizing my Numb3rs LJ and this account. I'll try and catch-up quickly.
Also, in case you haven't noticed my updated profile, I've decided to shift most of my writing over to doing original stuff instead of fan fiction. That's not to say there won't be anymore fan fic, I've still got WIPs, but there will be less. For more information, please see my profile for a link to my new LJ focused on all of my writing (if you're interested in knowing what I'm working on when and thus when to expect new fan fic).