Disclaimer: KP doesn't belong to me, blah blah belongs to Disney blah blah don't sue blah. Seriously, does anyone read these things?

This is an answer to a challenge at the KP Slash Haven. It's missing my usual formatting, because I don't really care enough to do that stuff at the moment. I know you're all terribly disappointed. ;)

Don't ask where Kim is or how she got there, please. I wrote this in five minutes, and I have too much other shit to do to come back to it. She's in space, 'kay?

Finally, this is, as ever, Kigo. If you don't like that... well, it's short. Honestly, you might as well read it; it takes about as long to read this as it does to click the Back button. :P


Heaven Is A Dark Place

A Kim Possible fanfic


Wright S. Johnson, a.k.a. "Ffordesoon"

The space monster flung Kim out of the airlock and toward the black hole. She tried to grab on to something, but there was nothing. The blackness enveloped her.

As her brain grew cold, she mouthed a word no one would ever hear.



"Hello, princess."

"Am I dead?"

"You're not in Colorado."


"Yes, you're dead."



"It's a bit... quieter than I was expecting."

"Well I was expecting to just not exist, so this is an upgrade, I guess."

"Are you gonna leave me again?"

"Can't. Died the last time. What am I gonna do for an encore?"

"Would you if you could?"

"Do you want me to?"


"Then I wouldn't, even if I could."

"Good. Shego?"


"What happens now?"

"Hell if I know."

"I'm scared."

"I know."

"Will you hold me? Please?"


And she did, and Kim knew this was Heaven.