Who do I look like?
Manipulated by: Missfortune
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and I've manipulated an email forward to suit my needs. But it totally works, you'll see ^_^
Notes: This is so funny! I couldn't resist! Don't try this at home folks. It should only be performed by professionals under adult supervision.


Vegeta sat at home watching a football game when Goku interrupts.

"Geeta, do you think you could fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for a weeks."

Vegeta looked up annoyed. "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so!" he replied shortly.

"Um, well could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." Goku explained.

Snorting Vegeta said, " Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

"Fine!" Goku exclaimed. "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're squeaking real bad, I think they're gonna break."

"Dammit Kakarrot! I am not a carpenter! And I don't want to fix the steps." Vegeta growled. "Does it looke like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead?"

"No," Goku mumbled.

"I didn't think so! Now I've had enough of you! I'm going to the bar!!!" And with that Vegeta stormed out of the house tearing the door off the hinges and breaking the steps as predicted.

Vegeta went to the bar and sat around having a couple of drinks. After a few hours he starts to feel guilty about how he treated Goku. After a sufficient amount of grumbling and procrastinating Vegeta decides to go home and help out.

When he gets home he notices that the steps and the door are already fixed. Walking down the hall he sees that the light bulb no longer flickers. He walks into the kitchen to get a beer from the fridge. He notices that the refrigerator door is fixed.

"Kakarrot, how did all this get fixed?" Vegeta asked.

"Well Geeta, when you left I sat outside on the broken steps and cried. Just then Yamcha came by and asked me what was wrong. I told him what happened and he offered to do all the repairs for me! All I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake." Goku explained.

"Oh, what kind of cake did you bake him?" Vegeta asked.

Goku looked at him and replied. "Helloooo! Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?!"


Bwa ha ha ha ^_^ Sorry, I just couldn't resist.