Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title: Dear Diary
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Pairing(s): None.
Warnings: Just a lot of silliness. And very short chapters.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.

AN: Am sleep deprived. Dedicated to Kamp, who inspired this in round-about way.

Enjoy.

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Dear Diary,

Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therepy.

Psyche-Wizard suggest a diary. Killed Mudblood scum. Decided a diary would be a good idea.

Potter is up to something.

Voldemort.