Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title: Dear Diary
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Summary: CrackFic. Voldemort starts a diary. "Dear Diary, Attempted to kill Draco. Narcissa sent me to Anger Management Therapy."
Pairing(s): None.
Warnings: Just a lot of silliness. And very short chapters.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.

AN: Um. :frowns: Apparently I miscounted. Oh well. Consider this the epilogue, then. :) Still dedicated to Kamp.



Dear Diary,

Was transfered to retirement home. Is full of old biddies. The pudding is good.

Potter is doing well as Minister.

Narcissa send her regards for my improvement.

Old biddies like my pictures.

Decide I like retirement home.

Tom Riddle.