Notes: First Scrubs Fic, completely unbeta'd. If someone would like to volunteer to beta any future stories of mine, that'd be great. Any comments you guys have would also be great.

Disclaimer: I don't own them.

"Perry, can we-


"You don't even know what I was going to ask! What if I was going to ask if we could have sex every few hours, even when we're both working. Scheduled sex breaks…"

"Newbie, is that really what you were going to ask? Newbie? Oh, snap out of it!"

"…we would have a secret signal."

"Newbie, what were you going to ask me that is so important? And it better not be about Barbie and your black wife coming over again."

"Turk and Elliot already apologized. Can't you just forgive and forget?"

"No. What was your question?"

"Oh yeah. Can we take a vacation? To New York?"

"…really Newbie? What makes you think I'd agree? Wait. Why do you want to go?"


"What was that Princess?"

"The plays on Broadway….like Wicked, Hairspray, Mamma Mia. Can we go?"

"I hate musicals. Plus I hate New York with al the traffic and the people. Plus I'd have to ask Kelso if we could both have off and then it'd be like I owe him a favor…stop with the doe eyes. It won't work. Not this time."

"Please Perry? I'll talk to Kelso. And you can pick the musical and we can do that thing you've been wanting to do…"

"Carla's been giving you tips again, hasn't she?"

"Per-ry! Come on. It's a chance to get away for a few days, just me and you."

"That's another thing—just me and you. Granted, you annoy me less than the other people in the hospital and I have ways to shut you up now, but even still Newbie!"

"You know you love me. And the idea."

"You're not going to stop until I give in, are you?"

"No. And I'll start singing the songs from these musicals too. Oh, oh, oh! Woke up today, feeling the way I always do!"


"Or, who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college, but you'll sure look cool. So come on down, and meet the nicest kids in town! I could go on for days singing these songs."

"Fine. I get to pick which musical would be the most tolerable?"

"Yes. Here's the list. And while you're deciding, which take your time on, just remember that Hairspray and Wick-"

"Sweeney Todd."

"Are you serious?"

"Yes. It's the only one that doesn't have that perfectly happy ending which is just too unbelievable to believe. Plus, it's a tale of revenge and blood."

"I hate you."