MY PEANUT

This peanut is my peanut. It is mine because I said.
And now it is no longer yours because you are dead.
This peanut is my peanut and my peanut it shall stay
Because now there is no one to take my peanut away.
This peanut is my peanut. See how delicate and round
This peanut is; it makes a most delicious crunching sound
As I crush it with my teeth. It gives me such great joy and cheer
And now may your soul rest in peace, thou greedy buccaneer.
by Jack Sparrow