"So Fred, I was thinking that maybe… after the wedding we could… you know…"

Hermione looked up hopefully, silently begging him not to actually make her say what she was thinking. Unfortunately he merely looked down at her in confusion. She sighed.

"We could do… it. For the first time." She raised her eyebrows suggestively and his cheeks flushed.

"Oh… wow… Listen, Hermione. You're a nice girl but… no. Just no."

She felt her heart sink at his complete rejection. At that moment his twin chose to interrupt and join then.

"Hey Hermione, what are you and George talking about?"