Okay, now I know I promised to upload the first chapter of Beyond Interviews as soon as I got 110 reviews, but the fact is I didn't expect to get them overnight! Also, a couple of people wanted one more chapter, so I decided to give a little preview. Enjoy!
In a time of secrets…
"Welcome to Super Smash Brothers Humiliation!"
One host dared to reveal them…
"I've never interviewed a gay before!"
Now, coming soon, you will see what happened behind the stage…
"Join us, and together, we can overthrow the host and have revenge!"
"Why should I?"
"We've got pudding!"
And how his enemies banded to stop him…
"YOU PIG! YOU ATE ALL MY PUDDING!!!!!!"
"There wasn't that much!"
"IT WAS 50 FRIGGIN' POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't feel so good…….."
And how they epically failed….
Coming soon…. You will be revealed how each person reacted to their humiliation… discover the wonders their interviews had on their lives forever…. and find out who ate all of Mario's pudding….
Super Smash Brothers:
Be there…. Or you'd better be dead or in jail…. And if you're in jail, break out! BE THERE!!!!
Okay, I stole that last part from the Simpsons, sue me. Well, there you have it. I've already said my notes to my faithful reviewers, but I have something to say to Singe Grin…
I've had enough of your B.S! I don't expect you to like every single thing I write, but that your latest review was the last straw! All I did was admit I obviously couldn't please you! And to think I thought you were the kind of guy that gave constructive criticism! Now, I see you're just another Internet Troll! A hater! A FLAMER!!!!!! And you know what I do to flamers? I put them out! That's right! You don't have to worry about flaming anymore, because I'm blocking you as soon as possible! Now, I can only say… CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!! You are the first person I've ever blocked from reviewing! I'm putting this up here so everyone can see how I reacted to the 111st review of this story! Linkwithredsox put some pretty bad things in his reviews, but I let it slide and now he even said he liked this and even favorited it last time I checked!
Anyways, to ChaosinSSBB, I just want to say I'm sorry you're not pleased with my latest chapters. I just hope this doesn't mean you'll lose hope in my other comedies or in stories similar to this one. I also hope you never end up like Singe Grin.
Well, now for the last time, at least for this story, see ya!