This Is Called…

This Is Called…. Uhhh You're better off not knowing…

By: Scott of Montague and his daughter, Lina Inverse the Dramata

(This is to the tune of the old 'Winnie the Pooh' series, the song it's based of off,

'Down in the Hundred Acre Wood.' )

Down in the greater inner world,

Where Mazoku and Dragons play,

You'll find the enchanted dungeon world,

Of Gourry's mindless days….

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff,

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She'll eat all the food in the town.

A Mazoku named Xellos is her friend,

And Amelia and little Zel.

Though if you call him that to his face,

He'll tell you to go to he - -

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff,

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

Don't call her 'Dramata' to her face.

Zelgadis must be a masochist,

He's with that group all the time…

Amelia's a crazy justice freak,

Who's monologues end in rhyme.

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff,

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She'll steal all the treasure in the town.

Naga dresses like a floozy,

And Filia drinks tea in a cup,

But going right back to Naga-San,

I wonder what holds them up…

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She ain't no fuzzy stuffed with fluff,

She's Lina the Mage, Lina the Mage,

She likes to cast Dragons Slaves.