A/N: Hiya! This is an update brought to you by me (Swiftstream) and Marisa (Cem-chan). Someone requested for us to do a luckyshipping oneshot, but we thought this would be a lot better. Enjoy the present!


Summer vacation! The 8 Pokedex holders, (except Crys and Emerald) were ready to go back to Kanto when their flight got canceled! And thanks to a certain loudmouthed girl, they get driven to the middle of nowhere and arrive in a hotel with one room and one bed...and, of course, one balcony. But, just who gets the room? The girls or the guys? And where is Crys when you need her to chain down Gold? Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: We do not own Pokemon or PokeSpecial! (What we do own, however, is this plot.)

Hotel Evil

Chapter 1; Sapphire's Wrath

"That was so fun!" Blue chirped, dragging along a suitcase with her Ditto on it.

"Too bad Crys and Emerald had to leave early though." Sapphire, who was close by, pointed to the remaining boys. "Too bad they didn't leave early too."

"Hey! We heard that!" Ruby yelled.

"36 inches away from her, please." Green half-growled. "I don't know about you, but the rest of us still need to go back to Kanto with our body parts intact."

"You're lucky you're evil," Ruby glared at Sapphire, who turned and smiled sweetly, a look of pure innocence on her face.

The 8 Pokedex holders, Red, Ruby, Green, Gold, Sapphire, Silver, Yellow, and Blue began walking in front of them when Yellow almost collided with a huge crowd. The people were shouting and waved their plane tickets in the air. Sapphire, who didn't notice the mob, tripped on something (a foot? Probably Ruby's), and landed in the hands of a security guard, who Ruby glared at.

"Watch where you walk," the guard growled in an annoyed tone.

"What's all the fuss about?" Yellow tiptoed up, but couldn't see anything but the heads and back of certain people.

"SORRY! I'm sorry!"

"Sorry ain't gonna help, lady," Based on his appearance, he looked like a businessman. "Do you know how inconvenient this is to all of us?"

"Yeah! We want our flight back!" another voice shouted, joining in the uproar. Before you knew it, the whole entire crowd was joining in the chant, screaming "We want our flight!" over and over.

The woman who was in the center of the angry mob scrambled on top of a chair, obviously evading them. "I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do about it! PikaBlu will provide you with a hotel room, one of the finest advailable!" She waved her hands frantically, trying to calm the crowd.

"WE DON'T CARE!" the crowd yelled back. "WE WANT OUR FLIGHT TO KANTO!"

"What's happening?" Red asked an angry man.

"Flight's been canceled," he scowled. "And these people ain't doing squat about it."

But Red and the others were already in a trance after 'canceled.' Well, everyone except Sapphire that is.

"Hah," she whispered to Gold. "Poor people. Oh well, at least our flight's still on." She tugged his sleeve and glanced at the others. "Come on, let's go!"

"Sapph," he whispered, "That was our flight."

Sapphire paled. "Are you sure?"

Gold nodded. "We're with PikaBlue Airlines." As expected, Sapphire lost it.

"OUT OF MY WAY!" She yelled as she pushed her way to the front of the crowd. The others looked at each other nervously.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Ruby whimpered.

Later, in the middle of nowhere...

"Oh yeah, real nice Sapphire," Ruby stated sarcastically in the van later. That same exact van was driving them to a hotel they were going to be in until further notice. "Everyone else gets to go to a nice place because they kept their calm but you just had to get involved. Now we're going to some stone hotel in the middle of nowhere." Everyone (except meek Yellow) was glaring at her.

"OH, come on," she yelled, "It's not like I was the only one yelling there. Did you notice the man and the rest of the mob?"

"But you were the only one who said something very wrong." everyone else stated simply.

"And you almost strangled that poor little lady on the chair...and the security guard when he tried to peel you off of her." Even Yellow joined in the argument.

"SO?" she yelled back. "The security guard had it coming. And that lady almost got pulled into the mob. They were bound to be trampled later anyway." She folded her hands across her chest stubbornly.

"But if the mob ate them, we wouldn't have been the ones driven to nowhere." Ruby growled. "We could've been at the nice hotel that comes equipped with a pool, jacuzzi, and...and an amusement park!"

Sapphire twitched and glared at Ruby like she was a lion and he was the rabbit, her dinner. "You...had...it coming!" She pounced on him.

"Oh boy."

"Right swing, left punch, side kick, uppercut!" Red winced nervously. "Uh, Sapph, I don't think that's supposed to bend that way." Blue covered Yellow's eyes so the innocent girl wouldn't see anything. The others all accounted for themselves and scooted away from the bickering pair.

"Anyone else have any comment?" The crazy girl demanded, pointing to the horribly beat up Ruby. His arm was weirdly twisted, and he had a black eye as well as numerous scars on his body. Everyone looked away and began discussing other things. Ruby was whining about how he was touched by Sapphire's dirty hands and now he had some dirt on his clothes.

"Say WHAT?" Sapphire's eyes clouded as she gripped the collar of Ruby's shirt.

"RUBY!" Blue immediately covered Yellow's eyes again. "Keep your opinions to yourself!"

"Too late...OUCH!" came the muffled reply.

"Right, left, right, right, left, body blow, chin blow, uppercut, and a kick to top it all off!"

Ruby slammed across the backseat of the van, as Sapphire crossed her legs and folded her hands on her lap, smiling. Ruby, who ended up sitting next to Sapphire, doubled over.

"I do not want to know where that last kick landed.." Red responded nervously.

"'Scuse me, children--" the driver started to say, but when he caught Sapphire's facial expression, he turned to stone and laughed self-consciously. "Sorry, but excuse me ladies and gentlemen, but we've arrived."

And out on the sidewalk, the only view they saw was a stone house. Literally.

(To be continued...)

A/N: Tada! Hope you've enjoyed this update, and don't forget to...



Next chapter: Kendra and the Keys

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