Randomness & Ending Ceremony

All right, the last chapter. I know, it SUCKS. But, oh well. Get used to it or...meh.

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The lights became dim. The crowd became silent. Anko stood in the middle of the stage, grinning broadly. Kabuto stood next to her with a disinterested expression on his face.

" BYAH ! " Anko roared. " Today is our last event of the 2008 Anime/Manga Olympics. The event that everybody has been waiting for since June - the randomness contest ! "

Kabuto fiddled with his glasses. " As you all know, the teams of Sailor Moon and Shin Chan have no medals, Inuyasha and surprisingly Ayashi no Ceres have two medals, and every other team has one medal. "

" We have twenty-four contestants competing today. They are : "


Brock Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, Shikamaru, Temari, Gaara Sango, Kagura Near, Mello, Rem Chichiri, Tasuki, Hotohori Tohru, Shigure Mamoru, Minako Yuhi Penny, Ai, Boo, Maso


" So...let's go for it ! " Anko cried. " I wanna hear some random words ! "

Gaara glared at the two ninjas. " I'm not doing random. I dance. "

Anko shrugged. " Whatev. I'll cross you off. Anybody else ? "

Mello, Rem, Minako, Yuhi, Penny, and Ai all raised their hands. Anko shrugged again. " Oh, well. You're all losers. Final call. "

This time Shikamaru, Sakura, Hinata, Hotohori, and Maso raised their hands. Anko rolled her eyes. " All right, then. We're down to eleven. Way to go, guys and gals. You've made me unimpressed to a whole new level. " Okay, then. Brock, Naruto, Temari, Kagura, Near, Chichiri, Tasuki, Tohru, Shigure, Mamoru, and Boo. Start randomnizing this place up ! "

BULLHOOOOOOOORN !

" Apple ! "

" Barnacle ! "

" Cornflake ! "

" Dancer ! "

" Elephant ! "

" Floaties (no da) ! "

" Grapefruit ! "

" Hand - job ! "

Anko sweatdropped. " Tohru, what the hell ?! "

Tohru started blushing wildly. " Sorry. I didn't mean it. "

0.0 " That was so random and so perverted I'm going to be scarred for the rest of my life. Continue, people. "

" Igloo ! "

" Jack-ass ! "

" Kris Kringle ! "

Kabuto tutted. " All right. Let's see...Brock and Shigure are out. Everybody else advances. GO ! "

" Lung ! "

" Milk ! "

" Nappie ! "

" Organ donor ! "

(Kabuto) " Yeah... "

" Princess Zelda (no da) ! "

" Question ! "

" Rug stains ! "

" Scrooge ! "

" Tasuki ! "

Anko chuckled. " Nice one, Boo. Temari and Tasuki are out. Second advancement. GO ! "

" UNDERWEAR ! "

" Varnish ! "

" What-what ! "

" Xavier (no da) ! "

" Yarn ! "

" Zookeeper ! "

" Aardvark ! "

Kabuto shrugged. " Let's see...Chichiri and Mamoru are out. Third advancement. GO ! "

" BLAH ! "

" Crisco ! "

" Dungaree ! "

" Embryo ! "

" Fireflies ! "

(Anko) " Ooh. That's a toughie. Naruto and...Boo. You're out. Last advancement is with Kagura, Near, and...Tohru. Wow. This time you must put a string of five words of the same letter. Whoever's string is the most random will win the gold, which counts for two medals ! "

(applause)

" GO ! "

(Kagura) " Glove, groin, gas, giant, gentle. "

(Near) " Halter, head, hemmorhage, high, horseshoe. "

(Tohru) " Ice, iron, isotope, iguana, item. "

(crickets)

Anko groaned. " Damn, this is a tough one, but I have to say...Near was the most random, which means Death Note wins the Olympics with three medals ! "

The audience started to cheer wildly. Anko grinned as she clapped her hands. " All righty, then. Time for the ending ceremonies ! "

Todd Snap came in huffing, drenched entirely in sweat. " I don't wanna do this, Anko. Please don't make me do this. "

Anko stifled a chuckle. " I'm sorry, Todd, but the manager of this station wants it done. "

" ROSONETIS CAN GO TO HE- "

FRYING PAN'D !

Axletia laughed maniacally. " You have to do it, Todd, or our ratings will go down and we will have to make Bakugan and Chaotic fanfictions instead ! "

-gasp- " Not those horrible ripoffs of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon ! "
" I'm afraid so, Anko. "

Anko yanked Todd close to her. " Todd, you better get into that flippin' torch right now, or I WILL HURT YOU ! "

Todd nodded sadly as he stepped inside the torch and started to burn. Anko laughed as she extinguished the flame. " Okay, then, douches. We'll see you losers in 2010 ! BYE ! "

End