Disclaimer: Prompted after I watched the recent Mummy movie

Disclaimer: Prompted after I watched the recent Mummy movie. It sucked – but spawned a plotbunny. Warnings: crossover?

Exchange

Mutt arched an eyebrow at the other teen, pointedly ignoring the sound of mayhem. "Mutt."

The other raised an eye in response. "Alex."

"Parents archeologists?" Mutt wiggled into a more comfortable position.

"Yeah."

"Things Man Not Meant to Know?"

"Yeah."

The shouting intensified. Both teens exchanged a commiserating wince that somehow managed to express the sheer embarrassment of parents.

"Mummies." Alex offered after a moment.

"Aliens."

A pause.

"Coffee?"

"Got anything stronger?"