DISCLAIMER: I don't own Twilight, though I wish I did!
25 Things EDWARD CULLEN is NOT allowed to do
2: And not tell Bella,
3: Or tell her.
4: Tell Bella he really can read her mind.
5: And he was faking the whole time
6: And heard all the things she thought about him.
7: Drink Bella's blood (duh)
8: Burn all of Bella's clothes,
9: And tell Alice (as if she wouldn't know),
10: And let Alice take Bella to buy a whole new wardrobe.
11: Tell Carlisle that Jasper is becoming a doctor,
12: And wants to deal with the people with serious cuts.
13: Kill Jacob (no matter how much he or we want him to, it would upset Bella)
14: Leave Bella again.
15:Cut up Alice's credit cards,
16: And blame it on Jasper.
17:Tell Rosalie that he finally discovered his love for her.
18: Bring Bella against her will to another dance.
19: Hide all the keys to everybody's cars,
20: Including Bella's.
21: Tell Charlie that he and his family are vampires,
22: And Bella plans to become one too.
23: Give into Bella's "one condition before she becomes a vampire"
24:In front of Charlie.
25:Kill Stephanie Meyer. (No more Twilight books. NO!!")