Well, the pirates all packed their bags quietly, with occasional bursts of "YOUR MOM!" from Jack. Now the pirates are standing outside waiting for their taxi.

Elizabeth- (whines) Why do we have to take a taxi?

Jack- Cuz your mom can't afford a limo!

Pirates- Oh god. Not AGAIN!

Jack- What??

Will- How many times can you say "your mom"?

Jack- A lot.

Elizabeth- Well, it IS getting boring.

Jack- (cough)Likeyermom(cough).

Will- Be the better person, Elizabeth, and don't answer.

Elizabeth shakes with anger.

Jack- Uh oh, Lizzy hissy fit.

Will- (scared) Appologize Jack!! Do it now, before she blows!

Jack- FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Elizabeth- WHY YOU LITTLE –Censored-- SON OF A MCNUGGET!

Davy- Mcnugget? Isn't that from McDonalds?

Jack- Dadadadada, I'm lovin' it.

Will- Like your mom!

Jack- NO! THAT'S MY PHASE!

Elizabeth- (taps Jack on shoulder; Jack turns around) Excuse me, I was just about to start my hissy fit. Will you please shut up your mouth so I can continue?

Jack- Sorry, luv.

Elizabeth- (clears throat) Ahem….YOUR KNOW WHAT, SPARROW? YOUR MOM IS THEY FUGLIEST SHRUNKEN HEAD IN THE WORLD!

Jack- WELL, YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED CABBAGE! HE HAS YOUR LOOKS! LIKE YOUR MOM!

Elizabeth-

Davy- (claps)

Jack- (bows; Elvis-like) Why thank you, thank you very much!

Taxi pulls in the driveway and beeps.

Will- I CALL THE WINDOW SEAT!

Pirates all pile in. Elizabeth is sitting in the front, being a whiney fag that she usually is, Davy on the right, Will on the left, and Jack and a bottle of rum in the middle.

Will- (Whines Elizabeth-Like) Why does he get to hold the rum?

Jack- Because I PWN at Guitar Hero AND Halo and you suck!

Will- SO??

Davy- (sings) I wear short shorts!

Everyone turns around (including the driver and the fag) and stares at Davy. Jack slides a little towards Will.

Elizabeth- Gee Davy…that's…that's great.

Jack- Anyways….Oreo LOVES Halo!

Will- So what about Guitar Hero?

Jack- Well, only cool sk8er pirates can own that shizzle!