Title: Oh
Pairing: Lake (Jake / Lilly)

Author: DramaticStarlet / Katie Lynn
A/N: WELL, Lake is definitely getting some more publicity lately! (: I'm so happy, Lake is the bestest Hannah Montana pairing. For serious.

I love all-dialogue, so I decided to give a Lake all-dialogue a try.


"Hey Jake, guess what?!"



"My mom what?"

"...Oh my God."

"What? What about my mom? My mom's doing fine, as far as I know..."

"You've never...people never...oh, Jacob, you live under a rock."


"Someone's never said 'your mom' to you in response to a question?"

"Uh, no."

"Holy fugnudgets, you DO live under a rock."

"Thanks, I appreciate that."

"Anything I can do to help, Jakers!"

"I hate that nickname, Lilly."

"I know. Why do you think I called you it?"

"...You're mean tonight."

"I never claim to be nice."

"OW! Why'd you smack me?!"

"You called me mean!"

"Because you are!"


"Ow! Enough with the smacking, Truscott!"

"Dude, you're a baby."

"You smacked me for – ow, there you go again!"

"Toughen up – ooh, IHOP! LET'S GET PANCAKESSSSS!!"



"Why do I put up with you?"

"Because I'm your girlfriend and you looooove me."

"You're not my girlfriend."

"So? Pull over, Hollywood, and let's get some pancakes. Lilly is hungry."



"We're gonna be at your house in like...an hour. You can't wait?"


"I'm not stopping."

"Yes you will."

"No I won't."







"Ha! Gotcha!"

"You tricked me. It was an involuntary 'will,' therefore, it doesn't count."


"Are you always like this?"

"Pretty much."


"...I love you Jakers."


"Oh? You still won't get me pancakes, even after I confess passionate love for you?"

"You didn't say it was passionate, Lilly."

"Well it is!"

"Look Lilly, it's Orlando Bloom!"



"Orlando?! Orlando?! I'm in the blue car!! Orlando!!"


"Why are you laughing? What's so – that's not Orlando Bloom! It's a lady with a goatee!"

"Lilly, you still have your window rolled down..."

"...Oh...hey, lady, anyone could mistake you for Orlando, so don't you freakin' gimme the finger!"


"I hate you, Jake."

"Thought you were madly in love with me."

"I lied."

"Not nice."

"I'm a mean person."

"So you admit it!"

"...You're the mean person, Jake. You said Orlando was outside!"



"Thanks, I really appreciate that statement."

"Of course you do."

"If I get you pancakes will you act normal?"


"Pancakes it is."

"Oh yes! I love you passionately, Jakers!"

"I know, Lilly, I know."


Haha, it's really random. It's basically what me and my friends are like in real life when we've had too much sugar and are excited for things like...oh, idkkkkk...D.C. TRIP IN AN HOUR AND 42 MINUTES!! (x

Please review with more than "funny" or "so cute" or "i loved it," thanks!