a spamfic by Dot
Asuka pulled on her bikini strap and scowled. "Tell me again why we're doing this?"

"Because the Commander ordered us to," Rei answered.

Asuka scowled deeper. "The Commander can take those stupid glasses of his and shove them up his--"

"Asuka!" Misato glared at the Second Child. "I know this is embarassing, but this is for the good of Humanity!"

"Whatever," Asuka hmphed.

Meanwhile, Maya was not enjoying this either.

"Are you sure we have to do this, sempai?" she asked Ritsuko.

"Yes, and don't forget to smile." Under her breath, Ritsuko added: "At least we're not working with the guys."

Behind them, the males toiled away in the hot summer sun.

"Ikari," Fuyutsuki gasped, "this is your most ridiculous idea yet."

Gendou only paused to wipe the sweat from his brow and pushed his glasses back up to his nose. "It was the only way, Kozo. Besides, the ladies refused to do the NERV special edition swimsuit calendar."

I wonder what SEELE would say about this? Kaji wondered to himself.

This is for Misato, Hyuga reminded himself. For Misato...

This sucks, Aoba thought sourly. I wish I had brought my SDAT...

A little further away, Shinji and Touji worked the registers.

"Thank you very much, sir!" Shinji said as he handed his customer the change. "Please come again soon!"

"Yes," added Touji. "Please tell everyone about the NERV Car Wash!"
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