A/N: Oh wow I think it's been a year…maybe more. HI. I was bored and i randomly wrote this, so here it is. Enjoy!

Chapter 14

Be11a xo has signed on

Shopping101 has signed on

Be11a xo: Alice?

Shopping101: Good you're here!

Be11a xo: Yeah because you texted me saying you lost you're charger and you needed to talk to me immediately. Is everything okay?

Shopping101: Everything's fine. Oh and the whole phone charger was a tiny white lie…

Be11a xo: And you lied because?

Shopping101: Because I miss the chatroom, the last time we were all on here was before you're wedding.

Be11a xo: Yeah… so you made me come on here because?

Shopping101: Two things. One is are you and Eddy doing it? Because I want to come over.

Be11a xo: Can't you just predict it miss. Fortuneteller?

Shopping101: . FUNNY. See I did that last time but you two idiots changed you're mind at the last damn second and boom that was awkward.

Be11a xo: Oh right…yeah. We'll I'm on my laptop and Edward is playing with Renesmee so you can come over.

Shopping101: Maybe later. I'm making a twitter account.

Grizzly EMC has signed on

Be11a xo: Yeah Edward has one. He was following Emmett but he posted to many things about the squirrels.

Grizzly EMC: Why don't you people believe me? You're my own flesh and blood!

Shopping101: …No Emmett. You're adopted.

Grizzly EMC: LIAR!

Shopping101: You're really a squirrel. You're parents are Mr. And Mrs. Nut.

Grizzly EMC: STOP I'M FREAKING OUT!

Be11a xo: Em! Relax, Alice is just kidding around.

Grizzly EMC: Jeez I hate when you guys psych me out like that!

Shopping101: Bella never leave Nessie alone with him.

Grizzly EMC: You're mean

Shopping101: And you're a moron

Grizzly EMC has signed off.

Edward AMC has signed on

Edward AMC: Did I ever mention I refollowed Emmett again on twitter?

Be11a xo: No you never mentioned…hi my love!

Edward AMC: Hello beautiful=]

Shopping101: Why are you following him again?

Edward AMC: He has over thirty thousand followers; he's becoming a twitter star. He's up for a people's choice award.

Shopping101: This explains my vision of us attending the awards…Bella you had a beautiful dress on!

Be11a xo: Was there a vision of me tripping in front of all those cameras?

Shopping101: Not yet

Be11a xo: Where's Nessie?

Edward AMC: I told her Uncle Emmett was being a moron and she nodded and turned on thee TV.

Shopping101: Is there a point to you signing on or?

Edward AMC: Yes. See my phone let's me know important twitter updates. Emmett just updated and I'm really confused and slightly worried.

Be11a xo: It's all Alice's fault!

Shopping101: Thanks Bella…

Be11a xo: Survival of the fittest. Anyway what did he say?

Edward AMC: it said "MY SISTER SAYS I'M ADOPTED. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. COULD THIS BE WHY THE SQUIRRELS ARE WATCHING ME?"

Shopping101:

Be11a xo:

Shopping101: So Bella put any thought into Nessie getting a screename?

Edward AMC: NO. ALICE SHE'S FOUR.

Shopping101: With the mind of a twelve year old.

Edward AMC: It's out of the question. No.

Shopping101: -pouts- Fun sucker! :

Several moments later…

BlondeHottie has signed on

BlondeHottie: Alice! Why did you fill his head up with crap? You know that's dangerous.

Shopping101: Don't blame me. You married him.

BlondeHottie: He's a smart guy. Once the squirrel obsession is over he's fine but I want it lasting till after the awards.

Shopping101: You make an excellent point, sister. BELLA I'M COMING OVER!

Be11a xo: kay=] bye.

Be11a xo has signed off.

Shopping101 has signed off.

Edward AMC: maybe wolves raised him.

BlondeHottie: The thought always crosses my mind, but monkeys make more sense.

Edward AMC: Very true.

BlondeHottie has signed off

Edward AMC: Thank you sisters and wife for saying goodbye before signing off. … NOT.

Edward AMC: Hmm I could really go for a squirrel snack, yum.

Edward AMC has signed off.