A/N: Oh wow I think it's been a year…maybe more. HI. I was bored and i randomly wrote this, so here it is. Enjoy!
Be11a xo has signed on
Shopping101 has signed on
Be11a xo: Alice?
Shopping101: Good you're here!
Be11a xo: Yeah because you texted me saying you lost you're charger and you needed to talk to me immediately. Is everything okay?
Shopping101: Everything's fine. Oh and the whole phone charger was a tiny white lie…
Be11a xo: And you lied because?
Shopping101: Because I miss the chatroom, the last time we were all on here was before you're wedding.
Be11a xo: Yeah… so you made me come on here because?
Shopping101: Two things. One is are you and Eddy doing it? Because I want to come over.
Be11a xo: Can't you just predict it miss. Fortuneteller?
Shopping101: . FUNNY. See I did that last time but you two idiots changed you're mind at the last damn second and boom that was awkward.
Be11a xo: Oh right…yeah. We'll I'm on my laptop and Edward is playing with Renesmee so you can come over.
Shopping101: Maybe later. I'm making a twitter account.
Grizzly EMC has signed on
Be11a xo: Yeah Edward has one. He was following Emmett but he posted to many things about the squirrels.
Grizzly EMC: Why don't you people believe me? You're my own flesh and blood!
Shopping101: …No Emmett. You're adopted.
Grizzly EMC: LIAR!
Shopping101: You're really a squirrel. You're parents are Mr. And Mrs. Nut.
Grizzly EMC: STOP I'M FREAKING OUT!
Be11a xo: Em! Relax, Alice is just kidding around.
Grizzly EMC: Jeez I hate when you guys psych me out like that!
Shopping101: Bella never leave Nessie alone with him.
Grizzly EMC: You're mean
Shopping101: And you're a moron
Grizzly EMC has signed off.
Edward AMC has signed on
Edward AMC: Did I ever mention I refollowed Emmett again on twitter?
Be11a xo: No you never mentioned…hi my love!
Edward AMC: Hello beautiful=]
Shopping101: Why are you following him again?
Edward AMC: He has over thirty thousand followers; he's becoming a twitter star. He's up for a people's choice award.
Shopping101: This explains my vision of us attending the awards…Bella you had a beautiful dress on!
Be11a xo: Was there a vision of me tripping in front of all those cameras?
Shopping101: Not yet
Be11a xo: Where's Nessie?
Edward AMC: I told her Uncle Emmett was being a moron and she nodded and turned on thee TV.
Shopping101: Is there a point to you signing on or?
Edward AMC: Yes. See my phone let's me know important twitter updates. Emmett just updated and I'm really confused and slightly worried.
Be11a xo: It's all Alice's fault!
Shopping101: Thanks Bella…
Be11a xo: Survival of the fittest. Anyway what did he say?
Edward AMC: it said "MY SISTER SAYS I'M ADOPTED. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. COULD THIS BE WHY THE SQUIRRELS ARE WATCHING ME?"
Be11a xo: …
Shopping101: So Bella put any thought into Nessie getting a screename?
Edward AMC: NO. ALICE SHE'S FOUR.
Shopping101: With the mind of a twelve year old.
Edward AMC: It's out of the question. No.
Shopping101: -pouts- Fun sucker! :
Several moments later…
BlondeHottie has signed on
BlondeHottie: Alice! Why did you fill his head up with crap? You know that's dangerous.
Shopping101: Don't blame me. You married him.
BlondeHottie: He's a smart guy. Once the squirrel obsession is over he's fine but I want it lasting till after the awards.
Shopping101: You make an excellent point, sister. BELLA I'M COMING OVER!
Be11a xo: kay=] bye.
Be11a xo has signed off.
Shopping101 has signed off.
Edward AMC: maybe wolves raised him.
BlondeHottie: The thought always crosses my mind, but monkeys make more sense.
Edward AMC: Very true.
BlondeHottie has signed off
Edward AMC: Thank you sisters and wife for saying goodbye before signing off. … NOT.
Edward AMC: Hmm I could really go for a squirrel snack, yum.
Edward AMC has signed off.