Title: Portho's "Enterprise Premier" Log - A Day in a Dog's Life
Contact: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
Series: ENT
Rating: G
Code: Porthos
Part: 1/1
NEW
Date: September 2001
Summary: What is a puppy to do?

Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the characters, etc. I'm just
using the characters for a little fun and relaxation.
Email: kelhapam@worldpath.net.
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Special thanks to Danae who's Delta Dog stories inspired me.

A Day in a Dog's Life
9/01

Who knew? Papa said "goferride" and just like I always do I got
very excited. I howled and jumped up and down. Goferride has
always been better than goferwalk or goferrun. I never did like
goferswim too much. Beagles don't like swimming as much as other
dogs.

Anyway the other day he said "goferride" and I happily went a
long. How was I to know that this ride was gonna last this long?
So here I am stuck in this tin can. Couldn't Papa at least have
brought along a tree? Heck, I'd settle for a bush or a potted
palm! All these years of being a good puppy and not doing *it*
inside and now he expects me to? Does he have any idea what
constipation is?

Well things aren't all that bad. Papa keeps on talking about ths
bitch.

End log.

Email: kelhapam@worldpath.net