Sparrington Drabble:

Jack lay on his cot, reading, when someone knocked at the door. "C'me in," he said without looking up. "Sparrow." Norrington. Jack ignored him. "Sparrow." Jack still ignored him. Would the bloody idiot ever learn to use his proper title? "Captain Sparrow." Remarkable. "Yes, luv?" "We should fuck." Jack turned around and stared at him. "..." Blinked. "..." Kept staring. "Say again?" He must have misheard. "We should fuck." He hadn't. "Are ye drunk? Sick? On drugs?" Jack squinted. "Got a voodo-spell on ye?" "I assure you I am in my right mind." "..." "..." " 'm I dreamin'?" "I'm naked, Sparrow. What do you think?"