Pucca was making her usual round of deliveries, smiling as she rode her red scooter down the street

Pucca was making her usual round of deliveries, smiling as she rode her red scooter down the street. (RANDOM A/N: I WANT CHICKEN!!) The end of her round. Time for Garu's houseā€¦

Pucca snuck through the back door of Garu's house, determined to catch him this time. Pucca tiptoed into his bedroom, smiling and giggling as she went. But, when Pucca turned the doorknob, what she found made her so mad she could have blew her brains out: Garu was in bed with another girl, fucking like a jackrabbit! Garu had his hair out of its usual pigtails. "AHA!" Pucca screamed, and dove at the two lovebirds with an AK-47.

Suddenly, the song "Bodies" by Drowning Pool began playing in the background. Pucca shot the other girl's legs off (BTW, who was a total fat ugly slut) with that demonic grin, and went over and kissed Garu all over. Garu kissed her back out of fear and said, "Holy shit."

THE END.