I do not own Naruto..

Summary: Sasuke is getting a physical and this is his and Sakura's conversation. Sasuke is ooc and all but thi is the way i want him..It starts with sakura.

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"You look just fine to me."

" Thank you."

"For what?"

" For stating the damn obvious!"

" Sasuke..."

" Yes, Sakura?"

" Shut up!"

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" That was harsh. I'm hurt."

" Really?"

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"No"

"Asshole."

" That insult wasn't nessccary."

"You don't know the meaning of shut up do you?"

"Of course I do, but who says I have to listen to you?"

"I'd be careful with what you say unless you want this needle shoved up your ass."

"Thats patient abuse."

"Whos going to find out. Hmm?"

"Damn you woman."

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" Sakura..."

" Yes?"

" Get. Your. Hand. Off. My. Chest."

Unlady like snort, "Are you trying to say I'm feeling you up?"

"Seems like thats what your doing."

" Yeah okay, besides the fact that you have nothing to feel up."

"I have more then just that, that you could feel up."

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" You pervert. I bet your a closet perv. Like Kakashi."

"Do not compare me to disgusting porn reading pervert."

"Dont act like him and I wont."

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" Just hurry up already. I mean come on. How long does it take to do a physical?"

" Your not the most cooperative patient you know."

"And your not the best doctor. Are you sure your trained to do this?"

Smack

"What the hell was that for?!"

"Just checking your reflexes."

"Get that grin off your face."

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"I'm going to need you to pee in this cup here."

"Okay."

" No not in here, you stupid idiot, in the bathroom of there!"

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"Drop your pants."

"Thats not very professional, Sakura."

"Smartass, I need to..uh..check your.."

"Whats that, I cant hear you?"

"I need to check your damn nuts!"

"First my chest now this, you sure are a horny woman. Not getting laid are you?"

"I really don't like you right now."

"Feelings mutual."

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"Damn woman! Your hands are cold!"

" I'm sorry.."

"You don't mean it."

"Not only are you a pervert, but your smart, such great qualities you got there."

"One: I'm not a pervert and are you trying to say I cant get a date?"

"No."

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"I just think your gay."

"Thats not even funny."

"I'm not laughing."

"I'm not gay."

"Of course not."

"I'll prove it to you."

"I'd like to see that."

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"Did you just kiss me?"

"Yeah."

"Does this mean you like me?"

"Well your okay, once you get pass the violent tendencies, abuse and that freakish colored hair-seriously why is your hair that color?"

"It's natural Mr.My-Hairs-looks-like-a-black-chickens-ass."

"At least it isn't pink."

"Shut up."

"So would you like to go out to dinner tonight when your done with your shift?"

"I'd love too."

"I'll see you then."

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"Sasuke.."

"Yes?"

"You still have to get the shot."

"..damn..."

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"Ow. Did you really have to stick it in that hard?!"

"Well no, but thats pay back for the freakish hair comment."

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"What the hell is this."

"Its an arm."

"No. That."

"Well, Sasuke. I believe its a bandaid.."

"I know that! Whats on it."

"Oh! You like it."

"It's girly."

"It's Barbie."

"I'm a Uchiha and I dont wear this Barbie you speak of."

"You and your gay male pride."

"Again witht he gay thing. Do I need to prove it to you again?"

"Sasuke.."

"Yes?"

"Get out of my office!"

"I'll pick you up tonight at 7."

"See you then!"

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Okay, I got a little bored..Its what came to mind..