A/N:

me- dmslxdejection

friend- socialxhazard

bella- notaklutz

emmett- yesuR

edward- masochisticlion

jasper- empath01

alice- inoyurfuture

jacob- packleader

mike- retrieverman

socialxhazard has logged on (10:29 PM)

dsmlxdejection has logged on (10:29 PM)

socialxhazard: hey

dsmlxdejection: hi, wassup?

socialxhazard: nm, trying 2 work on this fanfic

dsmlxdejection: any way i could help?

socialxhazard: crap

dsmlxdejection: what is it??

socialxhazard: i have 2 get up super super early 2morrow

dsmlxdejection: jesus christ its only 10:30 anyway! ur not implying u should go 2 sleep NOW r u??

dsmlxdejection: cringes

socialxhazard: NOOO i wouldnt leave nowww...im trying to imply that i need inspiration to riteD

dsmlxdejection: o ok whew

dsmlxdejection: lol

inoyurfuture has logged on (10:45 PM)

masochisticlion has logged on (10:46 PM)

dsmlxdejection: umm how do i inspire u??

packleader has logged on (10: 47 PM)

packleader: bella?

masochisticlion: mutt

packleader: leech

packleader has logged off (10:49 PM)

dsmlxdejection: idk how

dsmlxdejection: teehee

masochisticlion: what?? ok alice r u ther?

inoyurfuture: unfortunately, yes

masochisticlion: ive heard enough, u?

inoyurfurute: baseball?

masochisticlion: anything but this

masochisticlion has logged off (10:57 PM)

inoyurfuture has logged off (10:57 PM)

dsmlxdejection: umm, ok wtf?? nvm

dsmlxdejection: what wer u saying? o yeah, how am i supposed to inspire u?

socialxhazard: tell me what u expect 2 see in this story

dsmlxdejection: umm...

dsmlxdejection: drama

dsmlxdejection: and sometimes humor

dsmlxdejection: and...

dsmlxdejection: umm...

dsmlxdejection: yeah. thats all i got

notaklutz has logged on (11:08 PM)

dsmlxdejection:

socialxhazard: kk...im thinking about actually sending edward 2 bellas room in the middle of the night 2 apologize

notaklutz: wait, what? apologize 4 what? who r u people?! edward help!

dsmlxdejection: oo

dsmlxdejection: aiight who the heck is that? get out of r convo, twi-freak-wannabe!!

socialxhazard: lol but they r gonna fuck shit up

socialxhazard: ya know they will

notaklutz: wait... what?? IM LOST! screw this, im goin 2 find edward

notaklutz has logged off (11:16 PM)

MEANWHILE, IN A SEPARATE CONVERSATION...

notaklutx has logged on (11:30 PM)

masochisticlion has logged on (11:31 PM)

yesuR has logged on (11:31 PM)

notaklutz: edward, u will nvr believe what i just walked into

masochisticlion: oh no, not u 2 right?

masochisticlion: can i take a guess?

yesuR: what? fill me in!

masochisticlion: in a sec, em

yesuR: huff waits

notaklutz: sure

masichisticlion: these 2 freaks whos s/ns are dsmlxdejection and socialxhazard

notaklutz: so you went in 2?

masochisticlion: unfortunately

yesuR: ??

packleader has logged on (11:45 PM)

notaklutz: tomorrow, emmett

notaklutz: wait, whats with the s/n??

yesuR: urs is notaklutz and mine is yesuR. rotfl

notaklutz: ugh rolls eyes

masochisticlion: emmett, get off the floor. wait. stay there. forget u.

masochisticlion: im coming over ther, bella

packleader: no, leech! bella!

notaklutz: ok c u in a few

masochisticlion has logged off (11:54 PM)

notaklutz has logged off (11:55 PM)

packleader: dammit!

packleader has logged off (11: 59 PM)

yesuR: awwe, man!

yesuR has logged off (12:01 AM)

BACK IN THE ORIGINAL CHAT...

dsmlxdejection: but yea good

socialxhazard: not till next friday in the story tho

dsmlxdejection: ok

dsmlxdejection: lol

socialxhazard: oo now i want to rite again lol

dsmlxdejection: yay!

dsmlxdejection: it worked!

socialxhazard: lol

dsmlxdejection: i rock

dsmlxdejection: gay dance

socialxhazard: yeah

socialxhazard: lol

yesuR has logged on (12:12 AM)

empath01 has logged on (12:13 AM)

empath01: emmett, is that you?

yesuR: yeah...

empath01: what's with the s/n?

yesuR: wait 'til bella comes back on and ill tell u

yesuR: wait, what chat room r we in??

dsmlxdejection: play we are the champions!

dsmlxdejection: brb ima put it on

socialxhazard: LOL

dsmlxdejection: seriously though

dsmlxdejection: brb

socialxhazard: LOL

EMMETT AT HOME: "OO, I LOVE THAT SONG!" JASPER CAN BE HEARD FROM HIS ROOM LAUGHING IN THE FETAL POSITION. EMMETT SCOWLS AND TURNS BACK TO THE COMPUTER

dsmlxdejection: ok done

dsmlxdejection: --but commited no crime

dsmlxdejection: and bad mistakes

socialxhazard: lol

dsmlxdejection: ive made a few

dsmlxdejection: ive had my share of sand kicked in my face

dsmlxdejection: but ive come through

dsmlxdejection: we are the champions!

dsmlxdejection: my friend

dsmlxdejection: ok done now

socialxhazard: lol

THE CULLEN HOME: PEOPLE NOW GATHER BY THE TWO COMPUTERS TO WITNESS THE INSANITY.

BELLAS HOUSE: "NOBODY'S ON! JEEZ WHERE'S COMPANY WHEN YOU NEED THEM??"

BACK AT THE CULLEN HOUSE: SIBLINGS HAVE GONE BACK TO THEIR RESPECTIVE COMPUTERS TO WATCH, TRYING TO CONTAIN THEIR LAUGHTER.

BACK TO THE INSTANT MESSENGER...

dsmlxdejection: no time for losers

notaklutz has logged on (12:39 AM)

inoyurfuture has logged on (12:40 AM)

masochisticlion has logged on (12:41AM)

notaklutz: hi

yesuR: hey, guys

masochisticlion: hello love, family

empath01: rotflmfao hi!! i get emmetts s/n!! rotflmfao

inoyurfuture: jazzy, calm down its not that funny

notaklutz: pouts thank u, alice

AUDIO COMES ON AND VAMPIRES ( and bella) THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE CLUTCH THEIR EARS.

WITH DSMLXDEJECTION: STANDING ON THE COMPUTER CHAIR WITH BRUSH IN HAND, PAUSING TO PLAY AIR GUITAR ON IT AND THEN SITTING DOWN AGAIN TO CONTINUE TYPING.

dsmlxdejection: cuz we are the champions

dsmlxdejection: of the world

dsmlxdejection: yeah!

socialxhazard: lol

dsmlxdejection: ive taken my bows

retrieverman has logged on (1:02 AM)

dsmlxdejection: and my curtain calls

dsmlxdejection: youve brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it

dsmlxdejection: i thank you all

retrieverman has logged off (1:05 AM)

masochisticlion: o

notaklutz: o

yesuR: o

empath01: o

inoyurfuture: o

dsmlxdejection: its been no bed of roses

dsmlxdejection: no pleasure cruise

inoyurfuture has logged off (1:07 AM)

empath01 has logged off (1:08 AM)

masochisticlion has logged off (1:08 AM)

notaklutz has logged off (1:09 AM)

yesuR has logged off (1:10 AM)

dsmlxdejection: shit im wa behind now

socialxhazard: lol

dsmlxdejection: pouts

socialxhazard: its ok lol brb

dsmlxdejection: ok

socialxhazard: back

dsmlxdejection: ok...

socialxhazard: briing on the raiiin lol

socialxhazard: i love that song

dsmlxdejection: ooookaaay, so not random cough cough sarcasm

socialxhazard: ok i get it, ur rite, its late, im gettin off

dsmlxdejection: ok, i g2g write this one-shot n/e wa

dsmlxdejection: nighty night, ttfn

socialxhazard: night

socialxhazard has logged off (1:15 AM)

dmslxdejection: eh, screw it, im goin to bed 2

dsmlxdejection has logged off (1:30 AM)

retrieverman has logged on (1:35 AM)

retrieverman: hello?

retrieverman: dang it!

retrieverman has logged off (1:38 AM)