A/N: Hey guys! Another chapter from dsmldejection! I really do love writing these things...
At any rate, I got a suggestion from 'Twilighter forever'. If she'd left me a way to contact her, I would have thanked her in private, but I'll do it here...
Thanks for the suggestion! I really appreciate it, and I'm touched that you took the time to review. Thanks again!
As a reminder:
So, this is what she suggested:
... Esme VS Emmett- VERBAL ...
notaklutz has logged on
yesuR has logged on
notaklutz: hey, em. wassup mah brothah?
yesuR: shhh... i'm hiding from esme... -covers eyes-
notaklutz: oh god, what did you do this time?
yesuR: hm... well we were having a water balloon fight, and i ran up the stairs-
notaklutz: you were having a balloon fight inside? wtf? with who?
yesuR: heh, yeah well about that, that's what esme's mad about... so she wasn't paying attention to me, just moving around her room, and oh yeah... nobody knew we were having a balloon fight. i was going for the element of surprise...
notaklutz: you had a balloon fight with people who weren't informed they were part of a balloon fight, all for the element of surprise?
yesuR: genius, right?! yeah, so i was going upstairs, looking for jasper of course, and i heard someone move from alice's room to esme's, so i figured it was him...
notaklutz: and it wasn't...
yesuR: heh, yeah, so i splattered esme with a water balloon, and now she's trying to-
motherlylove has logged on
motherlylove: EMMETT CULLEN!!
yesuR: -screams like a girl- she found me! hide me bella!
motherlylove: do you know what you did with the throwing of all SEVEN of those water balloons??
notaklutz: wait wait wait, emmett said it was only A water balloon, as in ONE...
yesuR: heh, yeah well about that... i was in the heat of the war and kinda threw them all at her...
motherlylove: and they ruined my carpet, my clothes and my hair, i have to buy all new furniture for my room, AND there's water damage on the ceiling of the ground floor under my room!
notaklutz: woah, yeah, emmett, you're on your own...
notaklutz has logged off
yesuR: damn you bella!!
motherlylove: come here, you!
motherlylove has logged off
yesuR has died
A/N: Right, well I might have had a bit too much fun with that one... I hope you guys found it funny. I would do a semi-physical fight between the two, but I have no clue how it would go... I mean, Edward and Jake were stupid enough to just swat the air between each other, but Esme is mad enough here to maybe actually kill Emmett, so I wouldn't risk Emmett's life like that...
I'm not that cruel...
But give me a few days, it might happen... XD
At any rate... Twilighter forever, is this what you had in mind? I hope so... anyway, it totally rocked to get a suggestion and then be able to write that, so keep em coming, everybody! It's only 7, so I don't have to get to bed for a while... I could probably do a few more tonight, if you hurry...