A/N: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry about the lack of updates: I have horrible writers block, but that

A/N: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry about the lack of updates: I have horrible writers block, but that is no excuse. Thank you for the reviews; I have 95 P!

This chapter is dedicated to those of you who have stuck with me throughout this story so far. You guys are fantastic!

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Our hearts stopped- figuratively, of course, but still- when she looked at us, matching name to face. Edward and I met her stare for stare.

When she remembered to breathe, she shocked not only us, but the entire classroom of oblivious adolescents, as well.

"Jazzy? Edward? What the hell are you doing here? You went to school with-"

I shuddered, remembering the horrid nickname that she had for me. The only person I like using that nickname is Alice, and only Alice.

It was the fact that she used that nickname on me, let alone in front of somebody that made me burst into speech, accidentally using my accent.

"If you could be so very kind, the two of us would appreciate it if we could continue this conversation after the bell", I snapped.

"But-", she protested.

Edward lost his temper. "We said, after the bell." He said this quite loudly, and many turned to look at him. He didn't notice this, and continued to stare her down, his golden eyes smoldering so that Marianna had to look down so she could breathe.

"Careful. We don't want her to suffocate." I lightly admonished my younger brother. Funny as is sounded, Emmett was actually the youngest of us, despite his alarming size.

"What? I can't help what my eyes do to the female student body and Faculty!" he snapped, glaring at me.

"What is she thinking?" Edward never snapped at anyone unless their minds were running away with them, also known as he doesn't like what they are thinking.

"She wants to ask us why we are in high school again, when we should be twenty five, like her. Then her mind went straight into the gutter when you said that we would continue this conversation after the bell."

I shuddered. However useful Edward's gift is, I would not like to have it. To have to listen to all the sick fantasies that the humans come up with.

"Was there something particular that made you snap at her?"

"As soon as the words 'Edward appears to be a virgin. We could fix that with a little threesome' I closed my mind. Urgh. God, it was indecently graphic."

The bell jerked us out of our conversation as the humans rushed to get out the door. Marianna had her back to us, erasing the chalkboard. When she turned back around to face us, I couldn't help but notice that she had unbuttoned her shirt half way, exposing more than a decent amount of…cleavage.

The two of us exchanged a look of disgust. She could have been naked, and it still could have done anything to get the attention on either one of us. Every woman, human or vampire, was faceless and featureless compared to my Alice, and Edward just wasn't interested.

She came to the desk next to ours, wiggling her hips in a way so obvious it was slightly disgusting, and sat on it.

"What are you two doing here? I was sure that I would never see either of you again, the way your family just disappeared like that. I wasn't quite sure if it was you two at first, and not a younger set of siblings, but when you spoke, Jazzy-

This conversation was much too big of a risk. It had to be ended, and now. I didn't need edward's nudge, but I exploded as soon as she addressed me as 'Jazzy'.

"Do NOT call me 'Jazzy'. That name can be used by one person, and one person only: My Alice. As for us, we have to be leaving, so our siblings don't get pissed at us for holding up the ride home. And do us a favor, and button your blouse, seeing as you're wasting your time. I'm married, and Edward is perfectly happy as he is: single. Now, get out of our way."

Edward and I were almost out of the classroom when she called out, "I know what you are. The second that I saw that photograph seven years ago, I knew that you, Jasper, are Jasper Whitlock, one of the MIA Confederate Majors. You and your family are undead…vampires."

Well, here you go. Another chapter. Please review, though with the long waits between chapters, I don't deserve them. Im also sorry to say that this story will only be a few more chapters