a/n: we're back and we're beautiful...me and Andie that is... We did our thing and we've got another update for you! :) Hope you like it because this one's been brewing in my mind for a long while...
It's The Oreos...
By Adidasgrl328 & sillyemmett
"Seth… What are you doing?" I asked without moving, curious as to why he was lurking behind me with his teeth at my neck while I attempted to have an Oreo licking contest with Quil and Embry.
"Pretending to be Edward," he replied, leaning against the counter next to me and stealing the un-licked half of my Oreo out of my hand before dunking it in the milk and eating it.
I glowered at him while I took another Oreo from the bag and separated the two halves. "We all know you're in love with the leech, Seth, but pretending to be him is just weird."
Quil and Embry laughed. "Oh puh-lease. I'm just playing around. Let's see you guys pretend to be one of the Cullens."
I smirked and tipped Embry's glass of milk, spilling it into his lap and all over the counter. "What was that?!" he cried as he shot up from his seat and looked at his shorts. I chuckled. He looked like he pissed his pants.
"What?" I asked innocently. "I was pretending to be Bella."
Seth and Quil snorted before popping another Oreo into each of their mouths. Good thing we had three more bags or we'd be out of Oreos before we were through with having our fun.
"Fine, if that's the way you wanna play it," Embry answered before he stood up and got an apple from the bowl that was so nicely displayed on the counter. He came over to me and grinned before he held it over my head and squeezed the fruit. Juice poured out into my long hair as he crushed the fruit into seeds and a red skin.
"Who was that supposed to be?" I asked as I attempted to punch him in the stomach.
He easily dodged my attack, probably expecting it. "Emmett."
"Since when does Emmett crush apples into apple juice onto people's heads?"
He thought for a moment. "I don't know, but he always enjoys covering people in food…"
I rolled my eyes, "Vampires don't eat, stupid."
Embry stuck his middle finger out to me. "Shut up, Beta."
I gave him two birds as while Quil stood up, walking over to the toaster. He flipped the metal box onto his side and stared down at it. He ran his hands through his hair a few times, and I thought he looked a little confused.
"Uhhh, Quil? What the hell are you doing?" Seth asked, coming up to him and pushing his shoulder a little.
"Don't touch me! I'm looking at myself!"
"Definitely Blondie," I guessed.
"My turn again," Seth declared and we looked at him, waiting for him to start. His lips were set in a straight line as he stared straight ahead and I could have sworn he was about to burst a blood vessel.
"We're waiting," Embry said, tapping his fingers on the counter.
"I'm doing it," Seth replied.
"Doing what?" Quil asked.
"Your mom," was the reply.
Then it came to me. "I know! You're Jasper, the one that always looks like he's in pain."
"Gold star for Jake," Seth answered, taking yet another Oreo from the bag.
"Okay, I guess that mean's it's my turn again." I pursed my lips while I thought. "Let's see…"
"I know! It's Dr. Cullen!" Quil shouted excitedly.
I pinched the bridge of my nose as I leaned forward, resting my elbow on the counter. "I wasn't doing anything yet, moron."
"Well, now you're doing Edward," Quil said.
"Your mom's doing Edward," Seth retorted.
"Would you quit it with the 'your mom' shots already?" I asked, exasperated.
"Fine, fine. Just do an impersonation already."
The idea flashed into my head then. This game was starting to be a little fun. "Ohmigodohmigodohmigod, SETH! ThoseShortsTotallyDon'tMatchThoseShoesAndThatHairStyleIsSOOOOOOOLastSeason!"
"Could that be anymore obvious?" Embry asked.
"I don't know. Could it?"
"Alice, no doubt."
"Yeah, your turn now."
He didn't even hesitate before he started rushing around the room, messing with my hair, fixing Quil's t-shirt, and pouring Seth another glass of milk. He was fussing over all of us and I just thought he'd popped his cork when Seth shouted, "Esme!"
Made sense, I guess. Yeah, this game was getting to be really fun.
Quil started dancing around the room like a ballerina singing:
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
We didn't stop him, and when Leah stood in the doorway to the kitchen, he didn't even notice. She just let it run its course. When he finally stopped, she spoke up. "I didn't know you were a flaming homosexual, Quil."
Seth smirked. "So you're Edward…"