Okay this is my second story on Fan fiction. It's about what happens when the mews switch places. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: Me no own Tokyo Mew Mew.

Chapter 1: Chaos at the Café

"Do you think it'll work?" Taruto asked Pai.

"I don't know it was something I was just experimenting with," Pai answered, "I don't know if it'll work or not. I'll need test subjects to figure that out." Then a smile appeared on Kisshu's face.

"How about five test subjects?" he asked grinning from ear to ear.

"The more the better," Pai answered realizing where Kisshu was going with this.

"But where are we going to get five test subjects from?" Taruto asked clueless. Pai and Kisshu just stared at the young alien. He still didn't seem to get the message.

"The Mew Mews idiot!" Kisshu yelled.

"Ohhh," Taruto said finally understanding.

"I swear Tart you are hopeless," Kisshu said leaving the room.


"Uh Zakuro you really should smile when you're talking to a customer," Lettuce suggested, "That couple you just served looked mentally scarred for life. Zakuro looked over at her green haired teammate and went on with her work as if she had said nothing. "Did she just blow me off?" Lettuce asked herself. "Uh Zakuro did you even hear me?"

"Yes Lettuce I heard you," Zakuro snapped, "Smile more. Look if you wanna smile you go ahead but don't ask me to. Your life may be something to smile about but mine isn't all that perfect."

"Excuse me," Lettuce said getting upset, "You know nothing about my life okay so don't tell me my life is something to smile about. How hard is your life I mean it must be really hard being a famous model and all," Lettuce said sarcastically.

"That's only part of it you don't know my life. My real life," Zakuro said.

"Enlighten me," Lettuce said.

"I don't have to explain anything to you," Zakuro turned and walked away.

Just then Pudding came out of the back on her giant ball. "Ta-da na no da," she said, "Remember to leave a tip for Pudding the Great!" A few people clapped as Pudding did a spin on her ball. Then while trying to do a handstand on it she lost her balance and fell sending the ball flying through the air.

"Ahhh," Lettuce screamed as she ducked. The ball went right past her and hit Mint right in the back of the head. She fell from the surprised.

"Mint are you ok na no da?" Pudding ran to her side. Mint sat up.

"Really Pudding must you do these tricks?" Mint asked annoyed.

"I have to make money na no da," she answered nodding.

"You have a job," Mint snapped.

"I have to make as much money as I can na no da," Pudding pointed out, "that includes this job and tips." Mint rolled her eyes as she stood up. "You wouldn't understand na no da."

"What was that?" Mint asked turning around.

"You wouldn't understand. Some people aren't rich and get whatever they want. Some people have to work for stuff na no da!" Pudding snapped back.

"You think I have everything I want? Well your wrong okay!" Mint turned and stormed away. Pudding did the same in the other direction. Ryou walked out to the dining area.

"Where's Ichigo?" he asked.

"Here I am," Ichigo answered walking through the front door. She gave a heavy yawn, "Sorry I'm late."

"Sorry doesn't cut it Ichigo," Ryou snapped, "Now go hurry and get changed."

"Hey I said I was sorry I had a busy day at school and I over slept this morning," Ichigo said.

"And whose fault is that?" Ryou asked. Ichigo glared at him.

"Hey you try balancing school, work, and battling aliens on a daily basis and tell me how you feel the next morning!" she snapped. Ryou crossed his arms.

"I bet I could handle it better than you," he said.

"If only I could make you eat those words," she scoffed walking off. Then the ground started to shake. "What's going on?" Ichigo screamed.

"I'll give you one good guess," Ryou said, "Keiichiro handle things here! Come on girls!" Ryou and the Mews ran outside. They ran until they saw the three aliens floating.

"Taru Taru!" Pudding called, "What are you doing now?"

"I told you not to call me that!" he yelled a small blush on his face.

"We just wanted to try something," Kisshu grinned then he pulled out a blackish ball. "Take this!" he threw the ball at the Mews. It hit the ground and black smoke went everywhere. Everyone started coughing.

"What is this," Mint coughed.

"I don't know?" Lettuce gagged.

"Everyone try not to breathe in the gas," Ryou called coughing himself.

"Too late," Ichigo called, "Kisshu was is this stuff?" she didn't get an answer. When the smoke died down they were able to see the three aliens again. "What are you trying to do poison us?" Ichigo yelled.

"Ichigo?" Kisshu called.

"What?" Ichigo replied annoyed. Kisshu glanced at Pai.

"It didn't work," he said. Pai shrugged.

"Back to the drawing board," Pai said teleporting away. Kisshu and Tart followed.

"What was that all about na no da?" Pudding asked. Everyone shrugged and walked back to the café. It was empty.

"I evacuated everyone," Keiichiro explained, "Is everything okay?"

"Yeah everything's fine-" Ryou started.

"Lettuce na no da!" Pudding screamed. Everyone turned around. Lettuce was passed out on the floor.

"What happened?" Ryou yelled. Then Pudding fell to the ground too.

"It must be a reaction from that black gas," Mint said before falling herself. Zakuro fell behind her.

"I feel dizzy," Ichigo said then she herself collapsed.

"Keiichiro help me," Ryou leaned over to pick up Pudding when he fell himself.

"Ryou!" Keiichiro called.

I know it's not quite funny yet but I'm getting there. Rate and review and tell me what you think so far k.