Sakura was thrown into a cell she wore only a pair of black and red men's boxers and a black tank top. She felt her cheek connect with the cold cement and cringed. This always happens to her doesn't it? No not the whole being thrown into cement rooms, but being kidnapped. It's always for some reason or another, like being friends with Naruto leads to constant kidnapping, along with her outstanding medical skills. Oh and to make it better this time she didn't even have a chance to change out of her pajamas!

They could off at least wait until she was dressed properly! Sakura stood up and made her way to the small cot in the back off the room it had a pillow and an ugly puke green blanket. Oh well it was better than nothing right?

She laid down not even risking looking under the "blanket". The pillow was amazingly comfortable like a little piece of heaven compared to the rest of the cot. She made a mental note to ask where she could get one before breaking out.

She turned her head to look out of the chakara draining bars. The cell looked like it was stolen out of a western movie. "Why do I have to guard her, un!" A voice complained from down the hall way. "Because I said so" An emotionless voice answered followed by the sound of a slamming door. Foot steps echoed through the hall way before she saw a man sit down on the wall across from her cell.

"Your Deidara right?" Sakura asked half asleep. "Yeah, un" He replied starring at her. "I like puppies do you like puppies Deidara?" Sakura asked the S-Class criminal, Deidara blinked starring at the pink haired girl who he deemed absolutely crazy. "Do you?" She asked again locking her dazed eyes with his. "Yeah sure, un" Deidara said what did puppies have to do with anything?

"Hey Deidara wanna know somin'" Sakura asked yawning. "Sure, un" Deidara said freaked out by her dazed look. "I like to sing perverted songs" Sakura said humming a tune. Deidara for one was not expecting that. "Sing one for me, un" Deidara demanded hoping she would keep him entertained for a while. "okay" Sakura said taking a breath.

If i die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as... this room
if for enternity i lay in bed
in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head

i'd be chatting on the interweb
maggots pray upon the living dead
i had no interest in the things he said
on the phone every day
i'll permanently hit the hay

i called him on the phone and he touched herself
he touched herself
he touched herself

i called him on the phone
and he touched himself
i laughed myself to sleep

at this rate
i'll be heading for electric chairs
i'm only human with my cross to bear

when he described his underwear
i forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul

you're too young to be this empty boy
i'll prepare you for this sick dark world
i know that you'll be my downfall

but i call and i call and i call

i called him on the phone and he touched himself
he touched himself
he touched himself

i called him on the phone
and he touched himself
i laughed myself to sleep

i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want
i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
i don't know what i want (the interweb)
i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet)
i don't know what i want (the interweb)

i called him on the phone and he touched himself
he touched himself
he touched himself

i called him on the phone
and he touched himself
i laughed myself to sleepwoah!
i called him on the phone and he touched himself
he touched himself he touched himself
he touched himself


i called him on the phone
and he touched himself
i laughed myself to sleep

Sakura burst into hysterical laughter at the light pink blush on Deidara's face. "Oi! Deidara- sempai it's Tobi's turn to guard the girl!" Tobi yelled banging on the door.

End chapter one! I don't own naruto!

(i went through and fixed a few mistackes i made in the song)