Last time-

There was a random puff of smoke and Tsunade appeared "Daddy" Sakura yelled glomping Tsunade "HOLY SHITZ" Neji and Gaara howled "What?" Sakura asked still hugging her 'daddy' "Uh…nothing?" Naruto said starring at his crazy friend."Good that's what I thought you said" Sakura said satisfied with his answer.

Continuing with the story

"I don't want to know how that works out" Sasuke said looking from Orochimaru to Sakura and Tsunade and back again. "Nobody wants to know" Naruto commented staring at Tsunade and picturing her as a man. "Ewwww oh god the mental images!! oh god someone get me mind soap!" Naruto yelled falling to the ground clawing at his eyes.

Kisame then rush through the bushes with Sake on his breath "Fishy-Chan" Sakura yelled running to Kisame. "Chibi-Chan!" Kisame yelled running towards Sakura.

"Fishy-Chan!"

"Chibi-Chan"

"Fishy-Chan"

"Chibi-Chan"

Kisame then hugged with a back round like the one lee and gai use when they hug. "Oh, oh god" Sasuke muttered before his eyes rolled back in his head and he passed out. "No Uke-Chan don't die!" Sakura yelled breaking away from Kisame and Kneeling at Sasuke's body.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUKKKKEEEE- CCCHHHHAAANNNNN" Sakura yelled in mock horror?

-Else where with Deidara and Itachi-

"NOOOOOOOOOOO UUUUKKKKEEE- CCCHHHHAAANNNNNN" They heard a voice that sounded like Sakura yelled in what sounded like horror. "SSSAAAKKKUUUURRRRAAAA- CCCHHHAAAAANNNNN!!" Deidara yelled running of in the direction they heard the voice with Itachi trailing behind him.

-back with Sakura-

"U-Uke-C-Chan?" Kiba and Naruto asked trying not to laugh. "Yup and Naru- Chan is his lover!" Sakura said dead serious. "I.AM.NOT.GAY" Sasuke said waking up. "Sure your not" Sakura said standing up and getting glomped by Deidara who charged out of the bushes. "SAKURA- CHAN!" Deidara cried as he knocked her to the ground.

"Deidara- CHAN!" Sakura yelled hugging Deidara. Tsunade marched up to Deidara and Sakura who where on the ground and pried Deidara off of Sakura and threw him into a tree. Sakura jumped up and said "RANDOM URGE!" and then she began to sing:



Baby girl whats yo name?
Let me talk to you, lemme buy u a drank
I'm T-pain you know me, konvict music Nappy Boy o wee
I know the club close at three
whats the chances that u rollin with me?
back to the crib show u how i live
lets get drunk forget what we did

imma buy you a drank o wee
imma take you home with me
i got money in the bank
shawty what you think bout that
find me in the gray Cadillac
we in the bed like
oh oh oh oh oh oh
we in the bed like
oh oh oh oh oh oh

talk to me, I talk back
lets talk money, I talk that
crunk juice bottles, oakley shades
shawty got class, oh behave
lets get gone, walk it out (now walk it out)
just like that thats what im talkin 'bout
we gon' have fun you gon' see
on that patrone you should get like me

(chorus)
i'ma buy you a drink o wee
oohh i'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
shawty what you think 'bout that
find me in the gray cadillac
we in the bed like o oo
we in the bed like o oo

Wont you meet me at the bar respect big pimpin
tell me how you feel mama tell me what you sippin
a certified dime piece deserved louie one three
150 a shot, three for you and three for me
i'm checking your body language I love the conversation
and when you lick your lips I get a tingly sensation


now we're both 'bout tipsy you say you're in the mood
all I need is 'bout an hour better yet maybe two
lemme tell you how I live ferrari switch gears
when I whisper in your ear, your legs hit the chandilleer
passion fruit and sex all in the atmosphere
i'ma let t-pain sing so he can make it clear

(chorus)
i'ma buy you a drink o wee
oohh i'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
shawty what you think 'bout that
ill be in the gray cadillac
we in the bed like o oo
we in the bed like o oo

x2
Lets get gone
walk it out (now walk it think about it, aw snap)
now rock rock rock rock
you can do it all by yourself

(chorus)
i'ma buy you a drink o wee
oohh i'ma take you home with me
I got money in the bank
shawty what you think 'bout that
ill be in the grey cadillac
we in the bed like o oo
we in the bed like o oo

Sakura then poked Itachi, Itachi started to twitch but Sakura continued to poke him repeatedly. Itachi grabber her finger and growled like and animal on laughing gas. Sakura clenched a Katana in her other hand and poked Itachi with it. (Where the hell she got a Katana only Kami- Sama knows.)

Itachi started to take out a Switch blade but Sakura jumped away from Itachi ditched her Katana by throwing at a tree and she pulled out a red light saber. Itachi then used his mad ninja/jedi skills and he used the force to take the light saber away from Sakura.

Sakura smirked and made the release hand sign and whispered "Kai" and her light saber exploded causing Deidara to clap and everyone else to go ooh and aww. Itachi flew back into the tree that Sakura's Katana was sticking out of and was impaled by the Katana.



"I'm not healing that!" Sakura cried jumping behind Kiba and Gaara. "neaither am I" Tsunade said staring at Itachi. "I will" a mob of Itachi fan girls yelled running up and taking Itachi to there secret lair. "that was creepy" Naruto said shuttering.

"yup and now let us have a moment of partying to celebrate the fact that Uke-Chan finally relished his love for his big brother" Sakura said yawning. "mommy Sakura wants to go home now" Sakura said yawning. Orochimaru picked up Sakura and with Tsunade raced back home to put their daughter to bed.

The End

That was my very anti-climatic ending the song was

buy u a drank by T-pain

I forgot to name the songs from the last chapter they where

the bad touch by the blood hound gang

"Touch Me" by Gunther feat. Samantha Fox.

and

Dude looks like a lady by areosmith

I would like to take a moment to say thank you to all reviewers and I Luvs you all!

there may or may not be a sequel

so keep and eye out but

I'm not promising anything

bai bai!