Yeah, updatedness! did I even spell that right? oh well, to late now. tis Saras song, Stupid Girls, by Pink, love it, oh, and tis in another POV, I will alternate from now on, mainly because I was running out of ways to make the CSIs walk to the A/V lab, I mean, there is only so many ways to do it. okay, you can stop reading this, and start reading the story now. I'm serious, I need to stop, just like you, I think I'm on a sugar high, my fingers wont stop, and I'm dead serious about that, HELP!!!! okay, its starting to slow now, review at the end!!!!!!1:)

Archie looked up as Wendy rushed into the A/V lab.

"What do ya want?" he asked.

"I found the perfect song for Sara" she exclaimed, holding out a CD. Archie hesitantly took it, and looked it over.

"Pink?" he questioned.

"Yup, Stupid Girls" Wendy replied. Archie laughed, put the CD in the computer, and pressed play. Music instantly filed the lab.

Stupid girl,

stupid girls,

stupid girls.

Maybe if I act like that,

that guy will call me back,
Porno Paparazzi girl,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.


They could hear the CSIs start laughing as they started the familiar path to Archies lab.


Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne.
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
they travel in packs of two or three,
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees.

Wendy lipped the words, even moved a bit to the music, as the CSIs laughs grew closer.

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that,

that guy will call me back,
Porno Paparazzi girl.

I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.


Archie looked up from his watch as the laughing stopped. He saw the CSIs in his door-way, grins on their faces. He looked back down at his watched, 63 seconds, a record.


(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure.
The world believes it and I'm going crazy,
I cannot take any more.
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me.
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see.
Disasters all around,
World of despaired
Their only concern,
Will they **** up my hair?


The CSIs filed into his lab, most of whom leaned in any surface they could find, including the walls, doorways, then there was Greg, who just started dancing with Wendy.


Maybe if I act like that,

that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.


Baby if I act like that

flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.

At this point they could hear half of the lab singing along to the song, but the real funny part was when everyone talked along with the interlude.


[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

When everyone realized what happened, they burst out laughing, and fell to the floor.

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

The laughing died out as the song started to end, with one last run of the chorus.

Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,

stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that,

that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.


Baby if I act like that,

flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,

I don't wanna be a stupid girl.

"I wonder who that was for" Nick sighed.

"I don't know, but ten bucks says Griss" Warrick replied.

"Hmm, it fits him" Sara joined in.

"Very funny guys" Grissom said, his face serious, but his eyes light.

"So, Archie, why did I get a song that basically said I was a hoe when I was younger?" Catherine asked, anger coating her expression, but like Grissom, it didn't reach her eyes. Archie wasn't willing to take the chance though.

"Wendy picked it" he yelled, and ducked when the brunette lab tech aimed a backhand at him. The rest just laughed, and dissipated, until only Greg and Sara were left of them.

"You know, it really does fit you" Greg said as sweetly as he could.

"Stuff it, Greg" Sara laughed as she pushed him into the table and walked away.

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