Sapphy: I know I just made a story, but I couldn't help myself!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Transformers. If I did, I wouldn't be on this site now would I?
Btw, I got this idea from a fanfic called "Decepticon Survival Guide"
What Not to Do When Around the Transformers
Hello Humans, Homo sapiens, Puny Fleshlings and Tiny Organics. You've probably heard of the Transformers have you? Of course you have! Whoever hasn't has been spending meaningless life.
Anyway, whether it is the Autobots or Decepticons, you may have had an encounter or have prayed for one for your entire life with them. They are two factions with two different beliefs, or rather goals per se. However, keep in mind that both factions consist of giant shape-shifting alien robots, which are fully capable of ending your existence with little effort. (However, the Autobots are less likely to do so for they are programmed to protect life, although some won't harming you a bit)
In order to avoid self harm, please listen to these very essential tips as to how to remain on one's good side and avoid its harmful side at all costs. It should be noted that by staying on one's good side, you'll avoid losing a limb or two.
Keep in mind that some transformers are much more irritable than others, so do be careful. Read this guide and avoid harm to yourself, for it will pay off in the end.
Sapphy: Not really a fanfic, but a guide, just so you guys know.
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