Ok, so this one seemed cute in my head. -.-' Sorry if it sucks, but I thought I'd give it a try anyways.

This series will remain 'Work in Progress' until I'm sure that no more chapters can be done. Also, the teams may very from Jack as the leader, to having Sam in the group, or having Vala. I am putting it as SG-1, because basically, that's what it is, right?


"They just keep coming!" Firing his P-90, Colonel Cameron Mitchell frowned as he downed yet another enslaved Jaffa warrior. "Where are these guys coming from?!" Hearing a noise behind him, he spun and shot down two more Jaffa warriors.

As quickly as they were falling, more kept rounding the corners of the mother ship and opening fire upon the members of SG-1. They were forced from their vantage points through the hallways and into the room Daniel Jackson was currently typing as fast as he could on a Goa'uld machine of some sort.

"Any progress Jackson?" Cam called as he patted Teal'c on the shoulder and ducked in the doorway, closing it behind the free, allied Jaffa as he backed in. "As in, maybe something to stop these guys? Maybe something that will slow them down, or make us invisible, or, oh! Maybe something to make us invincible??" The Colonel's blue eyes twinkled mischievously at the idea.

"No…" Typing a little more, Dr. Jackson frowned as he paused to read some script that ran over the screen in front of him. "Sorry Mitchell, no becoming a superhero today." His tone clearly stated he was barely paying attention.

"Damn! And here I was looking forward to becoming Mr. Invisible." Wiggling his eyebrows, he shot Teal'c a look. "Oh the fun I could have with that!" The look on his face clearly stated exactly what kind of fun he was thinking of. After hearing Sam clear her throat, he gave her a half apologetic shrug before turning serious, opening fire as two Jaffa were managing to get the door open a little, forcing them back. "Ok, seriously, isn't there something on that machine that can help us out?!"

"I-I don't know!" Jackson was beginning to get irritated as he frantically pushed a few more buttons. "This machine, it's like… It's like nothing I've ever seen before. The writing seems to be a new combination of different dialects-"

"Yes, yes, that's nice. Tell me something useful. What. Does. It. Do?" Cam interrupted, opening fire once again to push the enemy forces back. Emptying the clip from his P-90, he quickly reloaded and took aim again. "Come on, it's Goa'uld! It's gotta have some sort of cool function that can help us!"

Sam was on another console, typing away. "It seems to be a matter reconfiguration device of some sort."

"Re…configur-ok, whatever." Frowning, Cam shot her an impatient look. "Can that help us?!"

"I…I'm not sure."

"You guys are supposed to be the smart ones! Come on! Someone's gotta have an idea! We're outnumbered by Jaffa, we're locked away from the Gate and the rings, and…" Changing to a fresh clip, he let out a growl when he checked a couple of his pockets. "To top it all off, we're running low on ammo!"

"As am I, Colonel Mitchell." Teal'c finally spoke up.

"Look, I've set the settings to everywhere but this room. Whatever this machine does, it'll work if I hit the button. Every one of those Jaffa, and the Goa'uld on board will be affected, but we'll be safe." Daniel was pointing to a single button while looking over some schematics. "Sam's right, it's a matter reconfiguration device of some sort. It probably won't kill them, but it'll do something."

"Well, if it'll stop them, what're you waiting for? Hit the button!"

"It might just make things worse, Mitchell!"

"Oh, for God's sake!" Mitchell stomped over, took one look at the screen and slammed his hand down on the button. "Only one way to find out."

"What the hell! Mitchell!" Forcefully removing his hand from the button, Daniel glared at Cameron for a moment before checking his scans. "Like I said before, new guy!" He typed quickly for a moment before sighing and shaking his head. "Damn! I can't stop it."

After a few moments, there was a beep and Daniel began typing again. "It looks like it's done. It's safe to leave now."

Sharing a look, Cam took point and went over to the door. Upon opening it, he stared in shock at the sight before him. Sam similarly seemed shocked, and lowered her P-90 while Teal'c stared unflinchingly at the view. Daniel, for his part, looked like his eyes were ready to fall out of his head as he looked at the screen again.

"Well, I think we found out what that machine was for." he stated slightly.

Tilting his head, Cam grinned a little and shrugged. "Well, it helped." Turning to Teal'c he laughed a little. "Honey, I shrunk the Goa'uld!"

The hall was filled with armor, and within the armor were a bunch of midget Jaffa trying to pick up their weapons and failing badly simply because, well…

"Their weapons are bigger than they are!" Cam cried with laughter as he stunned the lot one-by-one. Shaking his head, he wiped a tear from my eye. "Wow, out of all the things I expected this machine to do… This…wasn't one of them."

The others could only agree as they made their way off to the ring room, wondering how they would put this in their reports.


Hope you like it.

R+R please.

Thank you