This was written in utter disappointment (in like 10 minutes) as I discovered that the Minesweeper on Windows Vista is all new and fancy BUT... well... you will soon see what it is lacking. Enjoy!
I do not own Minesweeper or Windows Vista. I do own a laptop with an unfortunate version of Minesweeper. Woe is me.
I'm sixteen now and all grown up
But something about my new laptop
Startles me, I don't know why
But then I look at the screen and find,
The smiling face that was once there
Has left me here, without a care.
The new formatting's pretty neat
But the sound effects are oh-so bleak
They shock me from my reverie
Oh where are you, sweet smiley?
I can't believe they cut you out
Oh Windows Vista makes me shout!
Not even a vague and sun-glassed glance
To wish me luck as I take the chance
Between the dangerous squares of blue
Oh how I wish you were here too,
I miss you smiley - without you
Minesweeper seems so pointless too.
I think I'm going to cry. I am now on Minesweeper strike until Mr. Windows puts it back the way it should be! (Btw, I have nothing against Vista, just its interpretation of Minesweeper :P ) R&R, if you can be bothered. Lepi xo