Rezo's (True) Legacy
a spamfic by Dot
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, and Silphiel came upon the nth Large Evil-Looking Rune-Covered Door (tm).

"Ya think this is finally it?" Lina wondered.

Gourry scratched his chin. "Could be..." he grinned. "Or another flight of stairs."

At this, Lina planted her fist into Gourry's face.

Zelgadis cracked his knuckles and placed his hands on the handles of the door. "There's only one way to find out." With a mighty yank, the door came open--

Eris, coming up behind them with Rezo, turned beet red. "That's..."

"...Rezo's legacy?" Lina finished incredulously.

Hanging in the center of the room was a pink, lacy bra.
I'm not saying who that belongs to. :P