"SORRY WORMS I'm taken." Lily said sticking the knife back into the holster on her leg.

"Which is a damn shame," Sirius said turning towards the living room, " because right now I'd be happy to throw my gay card out the window and climb into bed with you," looking back and flashing a grin at Lily, who along with the others, was following Sirius into the living room. Moony reached over and smacked Sirius upside his head. The four of them bantered like this for a while before they heard the front door open. "Were in the living room" Lily called out.

"OK" replied Severus, "Hey Peter will you come give me a hand with these?" "Sure thing" Peter called back, getting up from the armchair.

"I'll help too!" cried Padfoot bounding off his perch on top of the tele, nearly demolishing Voldemort as he barreled past him on his way out of the living room. Remus rolled his eyes. "Sorry bout him Bossman. He really missed his boyfriend"

HEY! He is NOT my boyfriend!" Sirius and Severus cried out together, both dropping the body they were carrying in indignation.

Voldemort laughed and made his way over to his consort. He had missed her the past two weeks. But, he was back now and tonight he was going to finally put his plan in motion. This war was not going in his favor: he was unable to finance his army, not to mentioned most of his followers were proving to be demented igits. He needed to step back and bolster his funds. This time would also be spent forming and nurturing alliances with the magical creatures. He bent over and kissed his son's head. Harry may have been conceived with James but Tom had always seen Harry as his, after all the child did bare his name. Even if only he, his family, close friends, and the goblins(they know everything) knew it. It had come as quite a shock to Voldemort when it was discovered that he had created another horcrux and stored it in his baby boy. But then the news of the prophecy had reached his ears and suddenly he had the perfect way to exit the stage. "Let's do this" and everyone sprang into action.

The adults all disillusioned themselves. Sirius and Remus performed the tricky spell work to animate the first of the bodies Sev, Peter, and Padfoot had brought in. This body was spelled to be an exact replica of Lily. Next to them Peter and Snape were doing the same with the corpse spelled to look like James. With these look-alikes they created the scene of James Potter dying valiantly after being ambushed by the Dark Lord. The false Lily ran upstairs with Harry and then 'sacrifice' herself for her baby. Voldemort then silently cast the horcrux removal spell while pretending to use Aveda Kedavra. In the smoke created by the soul bit reuniting with the main soul, Tom poofed away to Prince Manor to meet up with the others who had already completed their tasks.

Baby Harry now was armed with the memories needed to convince Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore that Tom was dead and that Harry was the Savior of the Light. Dumbledore smiled down at his new pawn. Harry James Potter would be the perfect weapon, but only if he was raised properly, away from fame, glory, and love. So after much cajoling of Minerva, Dumbledore left Harry with the sure to be at the very least neglectful Dursleys. Now he had to go make sure an innocent man was thrown in Azkaban without a trial.

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While Dumbledore was investigating the Potter's deaths Sirius went to attack Wormtail. The two of them created a brilliant explosion killing twelve innocent muggle bystanders. Peter left behind his pointer finger because he's just dramatic that way. Sirius performed some fancy smancy spellwork on some random people, and then transfigured him into a toe ring. The Aurors arrived soon after and rushed Sirius to Azkaban. The Wizengamot decided to throw Black in jail without a trial, even though Dumbledore, head of the Wizengamot knew and had evidence proving Sirius wasn't the culprit. But Sirius didn't mind. He had a plan.

Sirius was thrown into a tiny cell and the dementor on duty glided over. Padfoot took of his toe ring and cancelled the spell on it. He offered the dementor three of the people to kiss and the last man to stay there feeding him happy memories. After careful consideration the dementor agreed, snuck Sirius to the apparation point and bid him a fond farewell, well, fond for a dementor anyway.

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As Sirius was returning to his flat in London, Voldemort was snuggling with his beloved. Lily smiled as she buried her face in his warm chest. Dumbledore thought he had everything and everyone under his control. HA! God, she just loved when a diabolical plot came together, even if it was only phase one that had been completed.