A/N Hey, look, I wrote a THIRD story in ONE DAY! WOOHOO! I'm gonna go do a happy dance now!
BTW, this idea was given to me by the talented YoricksSkull.
Disclaimer- ZERO, ZIP, NADA, NOTHING, that, my dear reader, is what I own. So very sad for me.
I was standing in front of the counter in my bathroom looking through the drawers, "Hmm, I guess I'm out of hair gel," I thought while closing the drawers, "I wonder if Edward has any."
I walked up the stairs to Edward's room, I raised my hand to knock on the door, but before I did I remembered he had gone out hunting for a couple hours. I gripped the doorknob and turned it, the door swung open. I turned left to go into his bathroom and noticed that the bathroom door was already open.
"Odd." I thought as I walked through the bathroom doorway.
I realized Bella was in the shower too late. I continued to stand, completely dumbfound, in the doorway for second. It was, apparently, a second to long.
Bella turned around in the shower to grab something, saw me and screamed, loudly.
I turned and took off at vampire speed down the two flights of stairs leading to the first floor into the living room.
"Hey Jasper!" Emmett called to me from the couch, "What was Bella screaming about?"
"Huh, what? Oh, nothing." I replied, still stunned, why didn't I just turn and leave when I realize Bella was in there, why did I have to stand there like an idiot?
"You didn't eat her did you?" Emmett questioned jokingly.
"WHAT?!" I all but shouted, "No!"
"Then what did you do?"
"What makes you think I did something?"
"Because Alice went out to get Bella food, Carlisle is at the hospital, Esme's outside, Edward is hunting, and Rose is shopping. So, all that leaves is you that made her scream, cause I know I didn't do anything." Emmett replied smugly.
"Fine." I answered him dejectedly, "I'll tell you. I accidentally walked in on Bella why she was in the shower."
He stared at me for a second then rolled over laughing, "AHAHAHA, Edward's gonna kill you!"
"Not if I don't tell him he won't."
"Are you forgetting that he can read your mind and Bella will tell him anyways." Emmett asked incredulously.
"No, I haven't forgotten and if I ask her not to tell we both know she won't." I replied
"Whatever, I still think he's gonna kill you."
Then we both stopped talking, Bella was walking down the stairs.
I ran over to her, "Look, Bella, I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were in the bathroom, I wasn't even paying attention." I tried to explain.
She looked up at me, "It's fine Jasper, it was an accident. No harm, no foul. And don't worry, I won't tell Edward, because we both know he'll overreact."
A feeling of relief swept throughout my entire body, "Thank you, Bella, I appreciate it."
One Hour Later
After the whole 'Bella incident' was over with, or at least over with until Edward gets home, Jasper and I started to play a video game while Bella sat on the other living room couch reading, again, she sure reads a lot.
I heard the front door open and turned to see Edward walk in.
"EDWARD!" Bella yelled and jumped up to run over to him, halfway there she tripped, again, and Edward caught her.
After their sappy reunion, which I'm gonna just skip, Edward looked at Bella and asked, "So, anything interesting happen while I was gone?"
"Umm," she said nervously, "not really…"
He raised his eyebrow, seeing right through her façade.
"Haha, Edward's going to kill Jasper." I thought.
At that Edward's head snapped up and he looked at me, "Why, exactly, am I going to kill Jasper, Emmett?"
"What?! I didn't say that!" Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap.
"No, but you thought it." He answered.
I looked over at Jasper, who, if he could, would be sweating profusely right now.
"Emmett." Edward growled, "Tell me."
"Alright! JasperWalkedInOnBellaWhileSheWasInTheShower." I blurted out. Whoo, glad that's off my chest!
"HE WHAT?!" He roared.
Jasper jumped up and took off out the back of the house with Edward hot on his trail.
I ran after them, shouting, "SEE JASPER! I TOLD YOU HE'D FIND OUT!"
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