Author: The Plot Bunny Whisperer
Title:
Dear Journal
Rating: PG
Genre:
Humor/Parody
Pairing:
Remus/Shacklebolt implied
Summary: CrackFic. Dear Diary sister/sequel. "Dear Journal, Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therepy."
Warning: Implied slash.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't care, don't sue.

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AN: I think someone asked for this, but I forget who. Oh well. This is "Dear Diary" from Harry's perspective. THERE WILL BE IMPLIED SLASH! Nothing graphic, and it can easily be ignored. You can replace the names with someone else if you want. I just couldn't think of anyone else to use as a 'bribe'. XD

Enjoy!

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Dear Journal,

Got an interesting owl from Malfoy's mum today. Apparently, Voldemort tried to kill Malfoy so she sent him to Anger Management Therepy.

I almost died laughing.

She says she has an interesting proposition for me. Meeting up with her tomorrow.

Harry