This story has been a long time coming now, I just apologize it took so long. There is some pretty vulgar language in it, be prepared.
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This Chapter is dedicated to Edward-Jachob4ever01 (Melissa). Thank you for being patient, you are truly a great fan to have and I am grateful you are mine (:
Edward Cullen could not remember a thing. All he knew is that it was dark, his head was pounding, and there was someone lying on his chest. Where the fuck am I? he thought. Suddenly the lights flickered on and his twin brother Anthony stood in the doorway.
"What the hell did you do Edward?" Anthony hissed looking around the room. Once Edward's eyes adjusted to the burning light, he looked to see what Anthony was talking about. Edward was in his room, or what was left of it anyway. His normally clean room looked like the inside of a dumpster. Cloths, empty beer bottles and beer cans, and people were everywhere.
Edward smiled. "Obviously, I had a good fucking time," he smiled leaning back, his hands behind his head.
"You could have at least waited for me! I could use the fun after that semester."
"Aww what's wrong baby bro? The girlfriend still not putting out?" Anthony glared at Edward for a second before storming off into his own room. Edward laughed slightly before getting up and following him.
"Seriously Edward, put some clothes on!"
"It's not like you haven't seen thing before, you see it every time you shower," Edward laughed.
"That's me, my body. I don't really feel like staring at you. It's weird."
"Whatever. You are such a pansy sometimes." Edward slipped on the pants Anthony tossed him. "There, happy?"
"Not really, I want to fuck something, anything, and you went and had the party without me!"
"You sound like a pussy whipped little bitch, and you aren't even getting any. Seriously dude, grow some balls. Besides, haven't you been dating this Bunny chick for like a year?"
"First, her name is Bella, second, we have been together for 8 months, and third, we have yet to have sex."
"Why don't you just break up with her? Or cheat on her? Or even seduce her?"
"Her father passed when she was little, leaving her with more money than either of use dreamed of. If I cheated with her, she would probably find out. It seems like she knows everyone, and everyone seems to love her. And I tried to seduce her. I managed to get under her shirt before she pushed me away. I don't know what to fucking do."
"Become friends with Jill?"
"Shut the fuck up dickward."
"Ouch, I'm hurt little bro."
"Are you ever going to drop that? You are 3 minutes older than I am. Big fucking deal."
"Wow, dude, you are worse than a girl on her period. Again, I say, grow some balls."
"Go fuck yourself."
"Why would I do that when I have Jess-Jen-Jul- whatever the fuck her name is waiting in my bed? Speaking of which, I am going to go and take advantage of."
"I have an idea, more like a favor. If you did it for me, I would be in your debt until we die."
Edward eyes him suspiciously before realization dawned on him. "No fucking way dude!" Edward turned to leave, but Anthony grabbed his arm.
"Seriously Anthony? Are you crazy? I like my life, I life fucking and getting fucked up and I sure as hell like not waking up and going to school."
"Going to college was the biggest mistake I've ever made, other than dating Bella. I don't think I can handle going back Edward. If you would just take my place, just for the spring semester, I would be eternally grateful. I would do anything. I don't even care if you do the homework, just switch with me, let me get this out of my system, and we can switch back, no one will ever have to know. Please dude."
Edward didn't know what to think. Did Anthony just seriously ask him to switch places with him? For what? So Anthony can party and get laid, and he could be stuck with a boring girlfriend in a stupid school, where he won't get laid or party? Fuck that.
"I'll do anything Edward."
"Now you just sound like my one night stands when I kick them out. Pathetic dude. There is nothing you can say, do, or give me to make me say yes."
"I'll give you the house and car," Anthony said quickly. Edward looked at him quickly.
"I know you want them. You want the house so you can move out of mom and dad's house and party and all that without the fear that the parents will come home from a business trip and embarrass you, and I know you have always loved the car. Both of them are fully paid off, so not rent or car note, no more living with mom and dad. Things could be even more amazing for you."
A few years ago, Edward and Anthony's grandfather died. Right before he passed, Edward declared that there was no way in hell he would go to college, and his grandfather did not approve. His grandfather left his house and his Ashton Martin to Anthony, only because Anthony decided to go to college. Edward hated his grandfather for that, he hated him so much that he didn't even go to the funeral.
"What do you say Edward?"
"Fuck, I am going to regret this. Fine, I will. Only for the spring semester, after that, you will be back being your boring, college self, with your boring college girlfriend Betty."
"What the fuck ever. I do not really care what her name is."
"I know, but you are going to have to know it, if you're going to be me."
"That's two weeks away, until then, I don't give a fuck," and with that Edward left the room.
Two Weeks Later
Edward found himself in Anthony's dorm in Evanston, Illinois at Northwestern University. Could things get any worse? The only good thing that happened was that Edward discovered that Anthony did not have a roommate. Other than that, things sucked.
Over the last few weeks, Edward learned everything he could about Anthony's life. Edward wasn't too thrilled to find out that Anthony was going for his Bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering. Why couldn't he go for something easy like math or history? Edward thought. Oh right, because he is an idiot.
Edward learned about Bella, who was studying for her PhD in music composition. He also learned about Anthony's group of friends, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, and Alice.
He did not remember too many details just that Emmett and Rosalie were married and Jasper and Alice were dating. Other than that, he did not care.
Edward was hoping that Anthony would have an apartment, but unfortunately, he did not. He lived in a cramped room in Seabury hall. Twenty-three other students, men and women, lived in the hall. Thankfully, it was not like a dorm with two to three hundred people living in it.
Edward sighed. He knew he should unpack, but he didn't really feel like it. Instead, he headed for Bella's apartment.
Bella lived in a one bedroom graduate apartment in the Seabury apartments. Edward remembered explaining that Bella graduated high school at age 15 and began college shortly after she turned 16, which was why, at the age of 20, she was living in a graduate apartment. Lucky her.
As soon as Edward entered the main building, he froze. He forgot to ask Anthony what was Bella's apartment number. What the fuck am I going to do now?
"Hey stranger," he heard a musical voice call behind him. He quickly turned to see Anthony's "plain Jane" as he liked to call it, girlfriend. Isabella Swan. She was prettier than Anthony gave her credit for. Sure, she was plain, but she knew how to make that into her advantage.
Bella walked up to him and gave him a small kiss on the lips. "Hey," Edward smiled.
"I missed you," Bella smiled, taking his hand. "Want to go to my apartment?" she asked.
"Sure." Edward noticed that Bella didn't react to him not saying he missed her too. Most girls would freak out.
He also noticed how perfectly her hand fit in his. Oh great, I've been here five minutes and I've got thinking like a little bitch down perfect. This is going to be a long four months.
There you have it. Let me know what you think. This is not edited very well, I am in need of a Beta if anyone is interested.