Hey! This is my newest Naruto fic! Hope you enjoy it and PLEASE review! XD (I know this is extremely short, but I made this on impulse... Again.)

"What did you say?!" Naruto screamed at Tsunade. The Hokage was going to show no mercy at this point.

"Yes, I have asked you to stage a play for me." The Hokage simply said, hiding the smirk that was threatening to show.

"What play?! How the hell am I suppose to know how to act?!"

"You'll find a way," She grinned. "Ask Neji, Gaara, Sasuke or whoever pops up in your mind to help, as long as you stage a show for the whole Konoha to see."

"Wait. Why the hell am I doing this again?"

"That's because you are given direct orders from the Hokage. Nobody can say no to me."

"TSUNADE!" Shizune screamed at her. What was she thinking?!

"Shut it Shizune. If you don't accept this request… I guess I will just have to stop you from training anymore…"

"WHAT?! Okay! Fine!" Naruto growled, finally giving in to the stupid thing. What right does she have to boss me around?! Oh right. If not she'll make meat balls out of me. Oh well.

Before Naruto rushed out of the door, he swiftly asked Tsunade, "Oh yeah… what play are we staging again?"


"How about Beauty and the Beast?"


"WHAT?!" Naruto sighed. The guys were kicking up a big fuss. He didn't blame them. It was way too sudden and way too out of line. Stupid grandma…

Shikamaru blinked twice. Gaara eyes widened. Neji nearly choked on his own saliva. Sasuke's jaw dropped.

Cast List

Belle: Naruto

Beast/Prince Charming: Sasuke

Gaston: Jiraiya

Maurice: Shikamaru

Cogsworth: Neji

Lumiere: Gaara

Mrs. Potts: Gai

Chip: Rock Lee

"YAY! We're having a youthful performance!" Gai and Lee did a high-five.

"Shut up." Neji, clearly annoyed, glared at the enthusiastic people.

"Why must we do this again?" Gaara and Sasuke asked for the thousandth time.

Naruto shrugged. "Grandma Hokage's orders."

Jiraiya slapped his forehead. "I should have known."

"She was angry at me for drinking too much and did…"

"WHAT?! We are all in this mess because of YOU?!"

Jiraiya scratched the back of his head nervously.

"Whatever. What's done cannot be undone." Neji folded his arms. "So, when's the rehearsal Naruto?"

Before Uzumaki could respond, Sasuke, who was completely shocked, said, "What the fuck am I supposed to do?"

Naruto snatched the script from his hand. Scanning through the piece of paper very carefully, his eyes widened at the sight of the last paragraph.

"Kiss. You?" He threw the paper in the air and bit his lip. He wanted to scream. Where was that grandma's conscience?!

Gaara, Neji and Shikamaru smirked. Sigh… looks like I will have to bear with this for a while now…

Woah! Hope you liked it! XD Oh yeah, can you please include in your review whether you want the pairing to be GaaNeji or ShikaNeji? I can't seem to make up my mind! XD Thanks!