Summary: Alice is too busy planning Bella's wedding. Edward is too busy to pay attention. Rosalie and Emmett are too busy being in each other's pants. What happens when Bella plays around with fate? A Jasper/Bella fanfic.
"Bella, take it off!" Alice screamed out, baring her teeth then cracking up into giggles. Oh Alice.
"No… it's too revealing!" Bella hid in the farthest corner. "Besides, look at the weather… it's so cold, Alice."
"So is Edward, but I didn't hear you complaining about him rubbing up against you all the time."
"Alice… that's different." Bella shrugged innocently, pouting her lips at Alice with hope on her eyes. She really didn't want to go into the pool at all.
"Emmett, as soon as Alice gets in, we're playing chicken." Rosalie released her long beautiful golden blond hair from the ponytail she had it in as she got in.
"Alice, you're gonna kill Bella." Jasper shrugged, splashing water at both Alice and Bella.
"Jasper, I'm going to pull your pants down in the water if you don't quit it." Bella sighed, trying to rub off the water that had been splashed on her pale, warm arms.
"Edward… Get your wife into the pool." Emmett cheered off, splashing water at Edward who was hiding under the umbrella table staring at Bella's glass of water. He pushed the straw back and forth, leaning his face against his hand in lack of excitement.
"Alice, she's not my wife yet." Edward sighed and in mere seconds was beside Bella, holding onto her waist, smiling down at her. "Bella love, Alice was really excited about this. Besides, it's not going to rain today."
Bella groaned. "But I'll be the only one not shining. Does it seem fair to you for me to be blinded by a gang of sparkling vampires? We'll lose Edward." Bella stepped back, frowning.
"Bella!" Alice said impatiently, holding onto her arm. "If you don't go into the pool this instant Isabella Marie Swan, I swear I'll invite the entire Washington peninsula to your wedding."
"You wouldn't dare." Bella glared playfully at Alice.
Alice smiled and pranced towards a lawn chair like a ballerina, taking out her cell phone and marking numbers too fast for Bella to see.
"Yes, Hello there. I'd like to rent a blimp―"
"A commercial airplane that writes in the sky―"
"And I'd like you make an announcement on live TV in a couple of weeks about a wedding. It's going to be BIG. Hollywood BIG." She paused.
"Of course you're invited." She grinned. "I'll call you back later tonight. Mhm. Goodbye." Alice turned to see Bella lying limp in Edwards's arms.
"Alice, I think you went overboard this time." Edward sighed heavily, looking at Alice.
"I can fix that!" Alice walked over to the umbrella table and grabbed the glass of cold water from the table.
"Wooo!" Emmett shout out, Rosalie glaring at him.
"Alice… that's not a good idea… Bella's sensitive…" Jasper said, watching Alice's movements.
"Relax." She said in a low, giggly voice. She poured the cold water with ice cubs and inside Bella's towel.
"What's… AHH!" Bella leaped out of Edward's arms, releasing her hold on her towel and shaking hysterically.
Her towel dropped, revealing a red polka-dotted two piece bikini.
"Alice…" Bella blushed, running towards the back door.
"She locked it, remember?" Rosalie said half-heartedly. Emmett was laughing his ass off inside the water, literally. Rosalie was holding his head underwater forcefully.
"Awe… man!" Bella sighed and looked over at Edward. "I'll only play Marco, polo." Bella shrugged.
"Fine, but only if you play chicken afterwards." Alice looked at Bella's face.
"What are you, a crazy woman?!" Bella twitched. "You guys will kill me!"
"That's the point, love." Edward grinned, pointing at Rosalie who was drowning Emmett. Rosalie didn't realize this, but Emmett was staring at Rosalie's ass from underwater.
"Edward…?" Bella said, getting a goofy grin on her face. Edward was staring at her breasts.
"I'm sorry. I'll remember about my boundaries." Edward sighed, chuckling.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." Bella groaned. "I'll play, but if I lose, Edward has to use my car for a week." Bella smiled, thinking about Edward complaining about her aged truck. Oh, she loved that truck… but Edward was set on her getting rid of it.
"Well…" Edward sighed. "I believe in you…?" Edward said, half smiling. "No, I'm serious. I really do, love." Edward kissed Bella's forehead then lifted her up into his arms and carried her into the pool.
"What's wrong Rose?" Alice leaped into the pool in a ball, making a splash.
Jasper grinned and closed his eyes. "Alice… here I come." He chuckled.
Suddenly Emmett rose from underwater with his eyes closed. "Rose… I'm commin for revenge. The tickle bear is coming for you…"
Both Jasper and Emmett were walking around in the water touching around.
Emmett suddenly bumped into Jasper, touching his hair. "Rose! Babe!" He cupped Jasper's face in his huge hands, and tried to kiss him.
"What the hell?!" Jasper was pushing Emmett's face away.
They both opened their eyes and looked at each other. "Ah!!" Emmett screamed like a seven-year old girl and ran to Rosalie who grinned. As soon as Emmett got within her range she jumped on him, wrapping her long legs around Emmett's waist and pulling him into an underwater making out session.
Everybody started laughing.