50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 1: Prank Calls

A.N: This is my first Twilight fanfic. My friend and I were pitifully bored yesterday, so we came up with a list of things to do while we're bored. Here's number one on the list. Please review and tell me what you think!

1. Prank Call


"I am sooo bored," I complained. It was summer vacation, and there was nothing to do at the Cullen's house. The guys were out hunting, so me, Alice, Rosalie, and Esme were left at the house doing absolutely nothing what so ever. And it was very boring.

"So what do you want to do then, Bella?" Alice asked, bouncing down the stairs. Geez, way to scare me. Rosalie followed her down. I was left sitting in the room, staring at the piano.

Alice and Rosalie sat down next to me on the floor, and we stared at each other. They were waiting for my answer. "I don't know what to do. What do you two have in mind?"

"Hmm, what about like giving you a make over?" Rosalie suggested. I shot daggers at her, yeah right. I wasn't going to be a barbie once again during summer.

"I don't think Bella would like that that much, even though I love to dress her up," Alice replied. "How about we like, prank call someone?"

"Prank call who?" I asked. Really, there was no one to prank call.

"What about the guys? And I am sure that we could annoy someone like Mike Newton," Rosalie stated. Eww, Mike Newton. Hmm, maybe we could prank call him and say that he has to move somewhere far away from here, like Africa or Europe.

"Now Bella, please agree with us that prank calling would be fun," Alice stated. "You have prank called before right?"

"Actually...I have never prank called anyone before. But I know that it is hilarious because I have seen Jessica do it before," I replied.

Small, silver cell phones appeared in Alice and Rosalie hands'. "Okay, we'll go first and then you try," Rosalie said. "Who should we call first?"

They exchanged a silent conversation and Rosalie finally nodded her head. "Emmett."

I laughed. "Emmett would realize that it's you, Rose," I replied.

Alice smirked. "No he won't."

The phone started to ring; Rosalie had put it on speaker. The guys were hunting, but I knew they would probably pick up the phone. "Rose," Emmett's voice filled the room. I realized then that he probably had them on contact id.

Rosalie's voice was deep and low when she spoke. She tried to make herself sound like a guy, a high pitched guy. "Rose? Oh is that the girl that is here in club with me? Hmm, she's hot," She replied.

There was silence on the other side of the phone, and Alice and I were trying to hold in our laughter. It was working, though, we were still giggling. Emmett could probably hear us if he wasn't distracted by what Rosalie had just said. "What the...? Who are you?" Emmett growled.

"Who are you?" Rosalie asked. Emmett sounded so ticked, and Alice and I couldn't hold in our laughter anymore... But amazingly we did because we knew that they would kill us.

"I asked the question first, who are you and what did you do with my wife?" Emmett was yelling now. I can't believe I have never prank called anyone before.

"Hmm, dancing with her in this club in Vegas. And who are you and what about wife?" Rosalie stated. Amazingly, she never cracked yet. I wonder how she couldn't.

There was a low growl on the other side of the phone, and Emmett spoke again, but not to the phone. "Guys, we're going back."

"Why?" It sounded like Jasper, but he was distant.

"Rose is in trouble." Emmett replied back with them.

"Seriously, who the heck is this Rose we're talking about?" Rosalie replied, sounding confused. I could tell that Alice was laughing her head off in her mind.

"UGH!" Emmett replied, and snapped the phone shut. The second that he did, the three of us started cracking up. Rosalie dropped the phone, and Alice fell over. We all tried to say something, but we couldn't because our mouths, and the room was filled with our laughter.

Our laughter seemed to shake the house, and Esme walked into the room with a puzzled look on her face. Alice stopped laughing for a moment, and her look seemed distracted. She was probably having a vision. Our laughter died down, and we waited for Alice to tell us what ever she saw.

When she finally snapped out of it, she laughed. "There going to Vegas. Well, Emmett is anyways and the others are coming back to the house. They'll be back in twenty minutes."

Rosalie and I laughed too. "I guess they weren't hunting when I called them then," Rosalie stated.

Esme gave us a look. "What did you girls do anyways?"

"Prank call," we replied, giving her the angel look.

She shook her head and walked back into the kitchen. "So who's turn is it?" I asked. Both of them turned to look at me.

"My turn?" I asked. They both nodded at me, and Alice tossed me the silver phone. "But who am I going to call?" I asked. I didn't know who too call, because I knew that anyone I would call would recognize me.

Rosalie looked at me, and smirked. Great, she has an idea. "How about you call Edward. Ask him how things are going and he'll ask you the same question. Tell him that you are at the club with me and say something random. This will probably tick him off."

Hmm, Rose was smart. "And then Alice will be there too?"

"I could if I wanted too, but I'm not sure yet. I am thinking of something else that would tick Jasper off," Alice replied.

"Okay then," I replied. I dialed the phone. It rang while I bit my lip, I wasn't sure if I could do this without breaking. "Bella," Edward greeted into the phone.

"Edward," I replied. "How is hunting going? When will you be back?"

"We'll, we aren't hunting anymore. Emmett was ticked about something, and he won't tell us. All we know is that we're going back to the house while he goes somewhere."

"Didn't he tell you where he is going?"

"Yeah, Vegas?"

Rosalie laughed. "Who is that Bella?" Rosalie pretended to act along with me.

"It's Edward," I pretended to call back. Alice blasted some music to add some effect.

"Bella where are you?" He asked. Now he is sounding worried.

"Vegas. Rosalie and Alice dragged me here," I replied. I fake sighed.

"I'm going to get you, stay where you are," Edward replied, and hung up. I started cracking up along with Alice and Rosalie.

"They're all going now. Jasper knows that I am there too cause you said my name," Alice explained between laughs.

"So I guess you aren't bored anymore, Bella?" Rose asked. I laughed. Of course I wasn't bored anymore, we got the guys to go to Vegas for absolutely no reason.

"Nope, definitely not bored anymore. We only made two, and we are already laughing our heads off," I replied.

Something happened that none of us expected, the phone rang. Alice picked it up and put it on speaker. "Hello," A male's voice filled the room. Was that... Mike Newton?

"Hello?" Alice replied.

"Alice, is Bella there?" He asked. Wait, how the heck did he get this number. Alice gave me a look and gave me the phone. Rosalie and Alice had confused looks on their faces.

"Hello?" I replied.

"Bella. Please don't get mad at me for this, but it was a dare. I have to ask you a question, remember that it was a dare."

"Just spit it out."

"Would you like to go to Vegas with me?"

I don't know how the ending turned out. I think it is good, but I'm not sure. Tell me what you think! Please review!