Hello people the secret diary of Ulquiorra. This is a fan written diary that shows the inner mind of Ulquiorra. (Warning People who like the Ulquiorra Orihime couple don't read or don't complain because I don't like the couple and neither does my Dark Knight My nickname for Ulquiorra)

Diary Entry 1

Dear Diary,

Today Aizen-Sama called fourth all of the Espada. Grimmjow and Yammy weren't there. And when I went back to my room you were on my bed, I am glad this is my first entry or else All the Arrancar would know about you. I am thinking of getting a new hiding spot for you.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 2

Dear Diary,

I was told to take Yammy to the human world today to get rid of a problem boy for Aizen-Sama. The boy turned out to a silly kid with orange hair. He, a Woman in an orange jumpsuit, and a man with a silly hat beat Yammy up pretty bad. Now I just hope my report goes well.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 3

Dear Diary,

I gave my weekly to all the Arrancar this morning and Grimmjow jumps up and calls me an idiot in front of all the Arrancar. I was so humiliated. I hate Grimmjow, I HATE HIM!! Ok I feel better. Aizen-Sama wants me to kidnap the girl that was with the orange haired kid. I hope he doesn't plan to keep her.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 4

Dear Diary,

I found a kitten today. She was so small and cute and hungry. I gave her a piece of ham and now she lives in my room. I hope the rest of the Arrancar don't find out I have her. It took me long enough to recover from the Grimmjow thing I can't take another blow to my ego.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 5

Dear Diary,



My kitten doesn't have a name and now I don't know what to call her!! I was thinking I would call her Shnukems but that is spelt funny, so now I need to find a name for her. Please help ME!!

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 6

Dear Diary,

I have started eating to calm myself down and now my pants are too tight but I can't seem to stop eating. What should I do I am gaining weight!! What if Grimmjow finds out? I will be doomed. Also that human girl is getting on my nerves. She is the one who made me start eating. All she does is complain about being kidnapped. It is like she has never been kidnapped before.

XOXO, A fat Ulqui

Diary Entry 7

Dear Diary,

I got my eating under control and now my pants fit again!! That Orihime is really getting on my nerves now. I think if Aizen-Sama doesn't need her anymore I will be the one to kill her. Also she knows about my kitten and when she picked her up and asked what her name was I had to grab my kitty and leave the room. That girl is pure evil. She needs to die.

Diary Entry 8

Dear Diary,

I found a name for my kitty. Ali is her name and now I call her Ali cat. She is so cute and she makes me sometimes not want to kill that Orihime girl. Five people broke into our home yesterday. Aizen-Sama said to act normal and not to underestimate them or they would win. I almost wish they would rescue that girl and leave so she would be out of my hair.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 9

Dear Diary,

Ali is gone!! I can't find her anywhere. I hope she is ok, please don't let Grimmjow or Nnoitra find her. My poor Ali Cat. (Tear stains on the paper.) Also, The Privaron Espada have been defeated but, Nnoitra went to find the one that was fighting Gantenbainne Mosqueda. I wonder what will happen there. I really hope Ali is ok.

XOXO, Avery Depressed Ulqui

Diary Entry 10



Dear Diary,

Ali is still missing but I haven't given up hope about finding her. I have a bruise on my cheek that evil woman slapped me when I told her about her friend's death! I hate that woman!! NNOITRA! YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING THAT BOY!! My cheek hurts. Well I hope Ali is ok. Also all of her friends were fighting. I think I will kill the orange haired kid just to make that evil woman upset.

XOXO, Ulqui

Diary Entry 11

Dear Diary,

Ali is back!! Grimmjow told me he had a surprise and went to see. Well, in the dining hall Ali was sitting on the chair. I was so happy that I forgot that Grimmjow was there and now there are pictures of Ali and me all over the halls. At least Ali is safe and with me again. Plus I killed seven Arrancar to gain my respect back so everyone still thinks I'm a badass.

XOXO, Ulqui and Ali

Diary Entry 12

Dear Diary,

Orihime was hurt by Menoly and Loly. The evil girl deserved it. I am so happy that it happened. Grimmjow saved her and Killed Menoly and almost killed Loly. Evil woman saved Loly and resurrected Menoly. Ali is so cute she fell asleep on my head last night. I wish she would stay a kitten forever. Grimmjow thought she was cute two. There we found something to agree about.

XOXO, Ulqui

Ok well that is enough for now I hope you liked it but if not, why would you have read this far. Please Review I will give you a cookie.