A/N: Sorry for taking so long to update, I was working on this chapter and my Evil Sister by the name of Carly turned off the computer. AND I DIDNT HAVE IT SAVED. So I lost the WHOLE BLOODY CHAPTER!

Recap:As the opening notes struck I stuck my head around the corner to see what their reactions were, all the songs were kept anonymous, until now. Edward's eyes bulged out of his head as he recognized the song and Jasper and Emmett were snickering at his reaction. Carlisle was calm and collected and Esme was simply in a her-and-carlisle world while Rosalie and Alice were beckoning me forward. I stepped out into the open, moments before the lyrics started and turned to Carlisle, Edward, Jasper and Emmett who were all sitting next to each other and mouthed one word 'Revenge' all of there faces contorted in horror.

I started to smoothly sing the lyrics

"Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me

I've been an awful good girl, santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight"

I managed to make it across the room using that walk Alice taught me. There was only one main point to this dance routine. You sit on people's laps. I plopped myself down in Edwards lap and sang into his ear softly, though everyone could hear me due to the microphone.

"Santa baby, a '54 convertible, too, light blue

Well I'll wait up for you, dear, santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight, yeah"

I slowly got up from his lap and walked the few short steps to Emmett and Jasper. I draped my torso along both of their bodies. My feet lying in Edward's lap. I ran my finger along his chin as I sang.

"Think of all the fun I've missed

Think of all the boys I haven't kissed

Next year I could be just as good

If you check off my Christmas list"

I slowly climbed off of their laps and plopped myself in Carlisle's.

"Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot

I've been an angel all year, santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight"

I climbed off of his lap and quickly made my way back to Edward. I stood behind his chair and draped my arms on his shoulders. My fore-arms hanging off.

"Santa, honey, there's one more thing I really do need, the deed

To a platinum mine, santa honey

So hurry down the chimney tonight"

I made my way to the perfectly trimmed and decorated christmas tree in the left corner of the room. I fingered a particularly expensive ornament when I sang.

"Come and trim my Christmas tree

With some decorations bought at Tiffany's

I really do believe in you

Let's see if you believe in me"

I slowly made my way to the center of the room and smiled turning to face everyone. I slowly raised my left hand in front of me as if inspecting my glittering wedding ring. Then I raised it up to my face, letting everyone else see.

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing

A ring

And I don't mean on the phone, santa baby

So hurry down the chimney tonight

I slowly took steps torward the boys and landed myself in Edward's lap on the last note.

When the song ended I cheerfully bounced up and Emmett, Jasper and Edward all jumped up calling "Cold shower!" While Alice, Rosalie and I cackled like witches.