The Adventures of Emmett Cullen

Disclaimer: Although I would love this big bear to be mine...he belongs to Stephanie Meyer as well as every other character in this story.

Summary: Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time?

A.N. Well I thought this would be a fun idea to do. Since Emmett can't seem to get enough of Rose so here goes nothing

Chapter 1

"But Carlisle it's not FAIR!!" I whined and gave him a puppy dog face.

"That's enough Emmett! I made a decision and I am sticking to it. For a whole 24 hours you can't touch Rosalie." Carlisle said as I groaned, "After your guys' last incident you are lucky it's not for a week!"

"Aww man..." I pouted.

What am I going to do for the next 24 hours it felt like FOREVER!! I don't have anything to do!! OMG!! Edward what should I do!! I am BORED!!

"Emmett calm down...play your Wii. I am going to pick up Bella..."

"CAN I please come with you Eddie please, please...?"

"NO!"

Oh you just asked for it Eddie!! Ninja forces, A GO!! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

"PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!" I screamed and thought at Edward.

"OKAY FINE YOU CAN COME!!" He screamed twitching.

"Sorry Eddie it had to be done...CAN we take Bella to Port Angeles PLEASE?!"

"Okay fine, why do you want to go anyway?"

"I want to get a dog." I said point blank.

"Okay if you want...just make sure you don't suck it dry while Bella is here."

EPOV

Oh this should be interesting...very interesting.

EMPOV

I managed to convince Edward to take my Jeep and to let me drive to Bella's. When we got there I jumped out of the car so fast and ran to the door almost busting it down in my excitement. When Bella walked out I tackled her into a monster cool bear hug.

"BELLLLLA!! HIIIII!"

"EMMETT...I...CAN'T...BREATHE!!" She gasped

"Sorry," I replied sheepishly, "WE ARE GOING TO PORT ANGELES SO I CAN GET A PUPPY!!"

"You are getting a puppy?"

"HELLZ YAH!!"

"Okay then, let's go!"

Edward got out of the car and kissed Bella I looked away, I didn't want to remind myself of what I couldn't do to Rose.

"Hey get you butt's over here we are leaving NOW!!" I screamed.

I was way too excited and anxious I just had to get there as fast as possible. Eddie picked Bella up and walked her to the car and sat with her in the back seat. I slammed the gas pedal and zoomed out of her driveway the wheels squealing. I was reaching 120 mph when we got to the highway and it only took us 30 minutes. Still to slow but I couldn't get the damn thing to go any faster. I heard Edward comforting Bella who was panicking due to my speed.

"Bells honey its okay..." Edward said in his honey-sweet voice.

I could feel her calm down as I slowed and pulled up in front of the first pet store I saw it was called Pat a Pet. I started laughing my head off. Then once Eddie and Bella realized what was so funny they were in hysterics. Soon the Jeep was shaking and a few people gave us odd looks. As soon as all of us got back under control we climbed out of the Jeep. Eddie helped Bella get out of the car. I was so excited when we got into the shop!

"Hello ma'am!! Can I see your puppies?" I said suggestively to the clerk.

She started to swoon and fan herself but she told us to follow her to the dogs. She left to let us look at all the dogs. I saw the cutest little dog.

"Errmmm Emmett you are aware that that dog is about the size of your palm right? You might squish it and won't even realize it."

"NO I won't I haven't squished Alice yet!"

I finally convinced her that I could take care of the puppy but them the thing bit me!

"OMG! Eddie! BELLA! IT BIT ME!! OWWW, OWW, OWW!" I screeched.

"Em, calm down its just a little dog." Eddie said.

"Ow, well I am SOOO not getting a damn dog, they are WAY to mean. I'll get a kitty!"

Edward started laughing at me...with the irony of it all. We were often compared to cats. It was really funny why had I thought too get a puppy anyway?

A.N.

If you liked this chapter tell me...R&R I finally was told what that meant.

I might not continue this story cuz I am working on My Underwater Nightmare.

So if you want to here more about dear little Emmie tell me! :D